Web-wise Feb. 13-20

Vasco Rossi’s Greatest Hits • Slacking, Italian style • 150 Years of Italy in Photos • New Ferrari F1 Races In

Vasco Rossi’s Greatest Hits
Italy’s Favorite middle-aged rock star Vasco Rossi has come out with a best-of album featuring his most recognizable hits: "Alba chiara" "Splendida Giornata" "Liberi" and "Vivere."
"Tracks"
www.vascorossi.net

Slacking, Italian style
Though today’s harried Italians have less time than ever for dolce far niente, it doesn’t mean they don’t know how to cultivate it. Feeling guilty about taking it easy? Try the laziness calculator (click on iozio)it will show just how much longer you have to work before reaching retirement, how much you sleep or how much you get paid by the minute. Ecards, chat, fanshop and slacker of the day…Yes, you can afford to take an extra coffee break.
www.fannullone.com

150 Years of Italy in Photos
The history of the Bel Paese is closely linked with the family-run Fratelli Alinari photographers of Florence — from Canadian tourists in the 1950s to wheat harvesters in the 1930s and hand-tinted girlie shots from the late 1800s…Some 600 of these images are on show at Florence’s Palazzo Strozzi til June 2 2003, for a look online, click on the numbers running top left and the images running down…
www.corriere.it/av/galleria.html?alinari&1

New Ferrari F1 Races In
This year’s formula one Ferrari is called F12003-GA, the final initials in honor of recently deceased buisness colossal Gianni Agnelli. Michael Shumaker had to peel himself away from the track after a series of successful tests, it looks like another banner year for Ferrari. Take it for a virtual spin…
http://151.88.109.215

Italians Find St. Valentine Relic

Presumed body of St. Valentine in Terni, soon to be joined by head…

by Nicole Martinelli

The head may not rule the heart, but lovers can now hope for reason when the presumed head of St. Valentine, missing for over 30 years, is reinstated in the Italian church of Terni on Feb. 14.

The silver relic, in the shape of the saint’s face, contains fragments of his skull. Stolen in 1979, it was recently recovered in an art sting by police in Bari. The relic has a special significance since Valentine, the first bishop of the Umbrian town of Terni, was decapitated after celebrating marriages between pagans and Christians.

The return of the head, however, is unlikely to solve centuries-old bickering between several European countries over relics of the patron saint of lovers. To further complicate matters, there were at least three martyred saints called Valentine. The first was a Roman priest martyred under the Emperor Claudius II in 269 or 270 AD, the second was a Bishop of Terni killed about three years later and little is known of the third who died in Africa. Rumors abound about whether the remains were given or had simply been trafficked out of Rome by enterprising monks and nuns.

One thing is certain — the relics as talismans of good fortune in matters of the heart pull crowds. Each year pilgrims flock to Whitefriar church in Dublin, St. Francis’s Church in Glasgow and Saint-Jean-Baptiste in Roquemaure, France where special celebrations are held. The party lasts a full month in Terni — this year in addition to the solemn mass when the relic returns to the church, events include a "love-cocktail" contest, an exhibit on marriage and a bocce tournament. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.

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Italians Boycott ‘Broadcast’ Confessionals

Residents in the Northern Italian town of Valmadrera, about 30 miles from Milan, are protesting new confessionals that sit too close for comfort to nearby pews. After a series of rumors about peccadilloes of the parishioners spread through town, Catholic churchgoers are refusing to ask for pardon via the confessionals.

The parish church, built in the late 1700s, recently underwent restoration and the old built-in confessionals were done away with — the new ones jut about three feet closer to the pews. Despite the local saying ‘the mouth is made for talking,’ some elderly residents now prefer to keep their sins to themselves. Parish priest Massimo Frigerio has further raised the ire of residents by refusing to hear confessions in the sacristy, where total privacy is guaranteed.

"It’s a change," said Father Frigerio. "And like all changes it takes a while to sink in, but they’re going to have to get used to it."

Perhaps the priest would do better to try to encourage churchgoers. Statistics show a large number of slumbering or disinterested members of the country’s predominant religion — although 98% of Italians are baptized, only 36% attend mass regularly and over 14% never attend at all, according to data from Italian National Statistical Institute (ISTAT).

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Lost Ending to Federico Fellini Film Found

The alternate ending for Italian director Federico Fellini’s “8 1/2,” believed lost for decades has turned up and will be put on exhibit.
Marcello Mastroianni starred in this autobiographical flick, which debuted 40 years ago on Feb. 14, about a harried film director who retreats into his memories to find peace.

The film, as it played in theaters, has the film director character Guido Anselmi deciding to go back to his wife while the characters of his past go by in a ring-around-the-rosy whirl. Considered one of Fellini’s greatest works, the Oscar-winning movie regularly ranks in polls that ask critics and directors to pick the 10 greatest films of all time.

The ending used was actually a shot as a trailer, but Fellini liked it so much he used it instead of the scene he had already shot where the women of Anselmi’s life are seated in the dining car of a train. The discarded footage was lost, but the Cinemarzaro Association found stills after buying the collection of journalist Gideon Bachmann who had followed the shooting of the film.

The association is planning an exhibit of 2,600 photos from the collection, many of which document the rapport between Mastroianni and Fellini, in July 2003 in Pordenone. A documentary about the lost ending is also in the works for the Cannes film festival.

Claudia Cardinale, who played a sort of dreamlike muse in the film, said she doesn’t remember much about the abandoned ending. "The film changed my life forever, Italian cinema was the best the world had," she told newspapers. "I only remember a bit about the train scene, mainly I have a sensation of love and two colors — the blinding white of the costumes and the black-grey of the smoke of the train."

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The DVD, includes an interview with Gideon Bachmann…

Italy by Numbers: Banking Bust

400 e average yearly cost of Italian checking account
+13% increase in banking fees, from 2001
+15.5% increase in debit/credit card use since introduction of euro
1 Sicilian town boycotting checking accounts

Italian consumers, irate with high banking costs, may just follow the example of one Sicilian town where cash-stuffed mattresses are more popular than ATMs.
A study by consumer group ADUSBEF recently revealed the trap of Italian checking accounts — average fees can rack up to 412 euro per year and since banks tack on hefty closing penalties consumers are reluctant to change banks. With the introduction of the euro, more Italians have relied on paying with debit cards, and in some cases fees for using ATMs has doubled.

Residents of Barrafranca, province of Enna, aren’t having any of it — about half of the town’s 14,000 residents don’t have a checking account. They get by with savings bankbooks for receiving paychecks and pensions and for everything else rely on cash.

"They freeze up if you even mention a checking account," one bank director told newspapers. "They think you’re out to get their money. You can try to explain all the advantages, but they turn a deaf ear." And maybe they’re not wrong…

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Italy’s Oldest Former Prostitute Turns Consultant

Just don’t call her Granny. Fiorina Siliprandi, 85, is one of the last living former prostitutes from Italy’s legal brothels and has much to say on the subject.

Siliprandi, who has recently published her memoirs, has offered herself as a consultant to the Italian government as it struggles to stem the country’s flourishing illegal sex trade.

After joining the ranks in 1939, Siliprandi, nicknamed “Velvet Tongue,” worked in Ethiopia, Tunisia and landed in Bologna where she became the madame of a first-class brothel in 1956. Her career ended shortly after when the pleasure houses were closed forever by law two years later.

“I’m ready to lend my expertise if brothels become legal again,” said the former prostitute who has racked up about 60 years of experience. “The book tells the story without any kind of censure, because the truth is we were taken care of in the bordellos.”

Lawmakers, particularly those from the conservative Northern League, may want to take her up on the offer. Leader Umberto Bossi made a controversial proposal for government-regulated ‘Eros centers’ (apartments shared by a few prostitutes) last year that is still causing heated argument.

Italy’s sex market consists of an estimated 50,000-70,000 prostitutes, about 70% are illegal immigrants lured to the Bel Paese with the promise of a job then forced into sex work, according to Eurispes data. The study reports almost half of all Italian men regularly frequent the so-called “fireflies” (lucciole), some 70% of these are married.
Embarrassing would-be johns into staying home has been the object of numerous schemes in recent years in Italy — including exorbitant fines, photographing clients and towing away cars parked in “suspect” zones. Most have created more brouhaha than change, because they conflict with Italy’s severe privacy law which, for example, doesn’t permit photographing drivers from the front for everyday traffic violations.

Brothels were legal in Italy until 1958 when the Merlin law, named after creator senator Angelina Merlin, abolished them. At the time, these “closed houses” (case chiuse) employed 2,700 women.

Web-wise Feb. 6-13

Meet Italy’s Toughest Bachelor ? Virtual Visit to Naples Doll Hospital ? send Italian ecards for Valentine’s day ? Parmigianino: 500 years of Mannerism

Meet Italy’s Toughest Bachelor
No, we won’t admit to watching afternoon TV, but if we did a (low)light would have to be Karim, the brooding model who has turned down hundreds of women trying to curry his favor on the talk/game show Uomini e Donne on Canale 5. Scroll to bottom for photogallery
www.jumpy.it/Canali_J/Maria_De_Filippi/Cuore_cerca_Cuore/649051

www.jumpy.it/Canali_J/Maria_De_Filippi/Cuore_cerca_Cuore/574196 (video, real player)

Celebrating 500 Years of Parmigianino
Tons of initiatives on in Italy to celebrate the half-century mark of this often scandalous mannerist painter. Here’s his official web site from Parma — take a virtual tour of frescoes or plan a visit. In Italian, English, French and German.
www.parmigianino-2003.it

Virtual Visit to Naples Doll Hospital
Repairing beloved toys has been the work for the Ospedale delle Bambole since 1800, the site gives a good look around — though the images taken out of context (like the baby Jesus statuettes) make for a fairly high creepy factor. Worth a look…
www.ospedaledellebambole.it

Italian ecards for Valentine’s day
If puppies & roses aren’t your thing try these cartoons:
www.clarence.com/cartoline/index.html

www.clarence.com/cartoline/search.php?event_id=18
also available for San Faustino — singles day celebrated by Italians Feb. 15

Starter kit for romantic phrases in Italian:
http://www.lacartolina.it/tracce/san_valentino.htm

For a dieting paramour, try the ecards from Perugina Baci with phrases from the famous chocolates…
www.chocodreams.com/cartigli.php?PHPSESSID=4f6aa003780599efd53b9b7ccd38f435

Italians Celebrate St. Faustino Protector of Singles Feb.15

Italian singles, tired of being in the shadows for St. Valentine’s day celebrations, have proclaimed their own saint and feast day.Feb. 15 has been named San Faustino Single Pride day, a day of awareness of the ‘status single’ with a special focus on the problems and discrimination faced by people who are not married.

“Everyone could use a saint to watch over them,” says president Annalisa Fattori. Fattori started the association based in Milan with three friends. “And not a few people have come out of sticky emotional situations thanks to the help of this beacon of singledom.”

San Faustino made a splash as the single saint in 2002, leading daily Corriere della Sera estimated that some two million Italians will party in his honor this year.

They couldn’t have picked a better representative: San Faustino, though not widely known, was a combative martyr who became a saint along with best friend San Giovita.

Both belonged to wealthy pagan families, became knights and were converted during a battle in Roman times. They went into martyrdom together, placating the fierce animals meant to kill them, putting out the bonfire meant to burn them and weathering a storm at sea when sent to prison in Naples.

Co-patrons of the Northern Italian city of Brescia, they are credited, among other things, with liberating the city from Visconti troops through an apparition in 1438.

Today’s singles in Italy are fighting prejudice and issues like access to low-income housing, the right to adopt children and higher trash tax, according to the association. Over one-fifth, 23.3% of the Italian population, is made up of singles and single-parent families. During celebrations, the association will elect a “Single of the Year.”