Kids to Adults: Please Use Better Italian

A group of elementary school students in Treviso has started a crusade to clean up the Italian used by journalists and officials. The fifth-graders, led by teacher Maria Cristina Andreola, have one main gripe: the incorrect use or lack of the subjunctive mood. Often one of the most difficult things to learn for students of Italian, the subjunctive (or congiuntivo) is used to express preference, desire, thought and hypothetical situations.

Under fire are linguistic clangers like: “I wish I was” instead of “I wish I were, ” pronounced on national television by public figures ranging from soccer coach Giovanni Trapattoni to ex anti-corruption magistrate Antonio Di Pietro and former Premier Massimo D’Alema.
As part of a homework assignment, students were asked to find examples of subjunctive use in newspapers and on television. "They’re finding errors everywhere, especially on television, but also a lot of incorrect use by family members." With the help of Andreola, the kids plan to start an Italy-wide campaign, tentatively called "S.O.S–Subjunctive." The class wrote a letter to local paper La Tribuna di Treviso asking journalists and officials to use the language more carefully.
The Accademia della Crusca (Crusca Academy), however, the national language academy of Italy and the oldest such institution in Europe, considers these errors only venial sins. "Even Dante, considered the father of modern Italian, didn’t always use it," commented Crusca president Francesco Sabatini.

Related resources:
www.chass.utoronto.ca/~ngargano/corsi/varia/eser/congiuntivo.html
Subjunctive or not? Try these excercises…

Italy by Numbers: Active Gray Panthers

34.7% have an "intense sex life"
47.2% regret losing youth & beauty
74.3% do not miss youthful sexual vigor
20% admit to having had crush, age 60+

Italian senior citizens, currently the only growing segment of the population, confirm that they are still young at heart. Of the 3,500 over 65s interviewed by the Ageing Society, 65% say they have an inadequate sex life, but only because they have difficulty finding suitable partners.
While over half mourn the loss of youthful looks, about 75% say they don’t complain about loss of sexual appetite. About 90% wants to do something useful for society, 18% take life long learning courses and 69% regularly frequent some kind of association. The majority, 68%, still consider family the main source of assistance, only 11% the Church. By 2030, over 50% of Italy’s population will be over 60 years old.

http://digilander.iol.it/raulbova2001
Actor Raul Bova’s landmark nude calendar–he was cited by women over 65 as the ‘ideal man.’

Web Wise–Feb25-March 4

Festival San Remo: send audio stickers • Resource on Italian authors •The Missing Klimt: An Italian Mystery • Italian practice: quiz to find the ideal sport

Festival San Remo: send audio stickers
The country’s most important, longest running & likely most boring song contest starts March 5, but get in the mood by sending audio sticker greetings of some Festival classics like ‘Non Ho l’età", "A Modo Mio" and "Cuore Matto."…As they say, "because San Remo is San Remo."
www.sanremomusic.com

Resource on Italian authors
The foundation of venerable publishing house Mondadori has put online a wealth of information about some 45,000 books and over 3,000 letters from Italian and international authors…Just a few names: Gabriele D’Annunzio, Luigi Pirandello e Italo Calvino , Ernest Hemingway , James Joyce, Thomas Mann and Hermann Hesse.
www.fondazionemondadori.it

The Missing Klimt: An Italian Mystery
A painting by Gustav Klimt went missing from a gallery in Piacenza in 1998, another never seen came out of nowhere. The two paintings have some remarkable similarities….
www.tgcom.it/SpecialeTgCom/speciali/speciale149.shtml

Italian practice: what’s the right sport for you…
Take this quiz to find out whether you’re more suited to team sports (here intended, of course, as soccer) or are more the solitary type…
http://news2000.iol.it/index_test.jhtml?id_test=321

Padre Pio: The Television Station

Sainthood may have to wait, but Padre Pio has already been made the star of a new television channel. Tele Radio Padre Pio which has a brown-and-yellow logo featuring the Capuchin monk in profile, currently only broadcasts in the area of San Giovanni Rotondo near Foggia but plans are already underway to broadcast by satellite throughout Europe. Padre Pio, expected to be proclaimed a saint in June 2002, is also the subject of countless websites and a radio station.
The devotion for the beatified monk has certainly brought about an economic miracle for this area of Southern Italy. In 1999, 7,500,000 pilgrims stayed overnight in the constantly expanding town of 26,000 residents. Donations from pilgrims built one of the most advanced hospitals in the region and a church, designed by Renzo Piano, big enough for 10,000 people is also being constructed. Plans are also underway to create a sort of “sacred theme park” relating the life of the stigmatist with one miracle recognized by the Catholic Church.

www.teleradiopadrepio.it/index.asp
The online version of the broadcasts, in Italian. Currently the only English on the site is the button for donations.

Italy by numbers: New Heroes

36% believe heroes exist in real life
17% believe heroes exist only in comic books
36% proclaim Carabinieri their heroes
27% proclaim firemen their heroes

At last, Italy’s Carabinieri get some respect: a poll of 1,024 youngsters between 8 and 18 years old named them ‘heroes,’ beating out comic book legends like Superman, celluloid stars and even firemen. The Carabinieri Corps, created by King Vittorio Emanuele I in 1814, have been the butt of jokes in Italy probably just about as long. Credited with a legendary — though unproved — stupidity, the place of Italy’s paramilitary police in jokes might be likened to that of Irish in English jokes or Poles in American jokes.
"They seek figures from everyday life, young people aren’t interested a imaginary super heroes with unrealistic special powers," said Raffaele Morelli, psychologist. "They’re looking for some one to look up to, perhaps find the heroic spirit within themselves. It’s easier to identify with a Carabinieri." Some 23% of those interviewed by Eta Meta said, in fact, they consider film and comic book heroes "outdated" and "a joke."

www.jokes-online.com/cgibin/joke.cgi?&c=5&s=1
Some 331 jokes featuring Carabinieri–some even submitted by corps members…

Purse-Snatching Insurance for Residents & Tourists

City officials in Florence have extended purse-snatch-protection insurance to city residents and visitors. The insurance was previously available only to senior citizens, many of whom became victims after picking up pensions from post offices. “After a young Turkish tourist fractured her leg during a purse snatching, we thought it right to extend the policy to younger people and tourists,” explains Stefano Filucchi head of Florence’s “safe city” initiative.

For foreigners, the policy set up by insurer Meie provides transfer to the appropriate hospital and up to e. 260 ($230) for necessities and assistance/expenses to replace lost documents. In the case of car theft, insurees are provided with a rental car for three days and tickets home for all of the passengers. Filucchi maintains, however, that Florence’s so-called ‘micro-criminality’ is no means for alarm. “We don’t want to make people paranoid,” he says. “But we do want to watch out for visitors and residents.”

Related resources:
www.fco.gov.uk/travel/countryadvice.asp?IT
More on personal safety in Italy…

Web-wise Feb 18-25

Chinese New Year in Milan • Italian lessons taken from everyday life • Gina Lollobrigida Sings Puccini at Online Archive • Italian Gold at Winter Olympics

Chinese New Year in Milan
Call it a case of cosmic timing, but this year’s Carnival celebrations in Milan coincided with those for the growing local Chinese community for New Year….
www.ilnuovo.it

Italian lessons taken from everyday life
Heads up for an interesting new resource for students & teachers of Italian. This site, updated every few weeks, features lessons & exercises with answers for different levels— and it’s anything but the usual ‘buon giorno Signor Rossi’ stuff. Try the "computer dal volto umano" lesson–it uses a recent political satire of song "Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano" to help students get a grasp on Neapolitan dialect…
http://web.tiscali.it/scudit/mdindice.htm

Hear Gina Lollobrigida Sing Puccini From Online Archive
Yes, la Lollo takes on "La Donna Più Bella del Mondo"…Hear that and other treasures (like the English version of ‘Parlami d’amore Mariu’ /’Tell me that you love me’ sung by Gordon Cliff ) in this online database from state broadcaster Radiorai. In Realaudio.
www.radio.rai.it/radioscrigno/ritrovamenti/tutti_ritrovamenti.cfm

Italian Gold at Winter Olympics
Follow Italian athletes competing at Salt Lake City with this comprehensive special guide. In Italian.
www.gazzetta.it/speciali/olimpiadi_invernali/2002


Protesting the Mafia Game

Italian authorities came out against an unreleased videogame called "Mafia: the City of Lost Heaven."
Players take on the role of Tommy, taxi driver cum-gangster, in a make-believe American town of the 1930s.

"In a spell-bounding story of human hunger for power, they will live through everything taking place in underworld during this stormy period: mad car chases, bootlegging, assassinations and bank robberies," says the company site. The game, planned for release in March, is the work of US company Illusion Softworks.
Unlike the Sopranos, which received a positive response from Italian critics and audiences, the Mafia videogame was immediately criticized, even though it hasn’t been released.

“I’ll do whatever I can to ban it,” said Roberto Centaro, head of the National Antimafia Commission. “It’s really a training manual for aspiring Mafia members.”

The game is also sure to spark controversy for stereotyping Italian Americans. In the question and answer section, the game promises to use the "authentic" New York and Chicago accents of those with a "strong Italian background."

Italians maintain the game is no laughing matter: "There is no way to joke about the Mafia, ever, " commented Carlo Taormina former undersecretary for Internal Affairs. "Games like this shouldn’t exist."?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.
Related resources:
Mafia Dynasty: The Rise and Fall of the Gambino Crime Family
Getting the story straight–six decades of history from Lucky Luciano to John Gotti

St. Faustino: Protector of Singles

Italian singles, tired of being in the shadows for St. Valentine celebrations, have proclaimed their own saint and feast day. Feb. 15 has been named San Faustino Single Pride day, a day of awareness of the ‘status single’ with a special focus on the problems and discrimination faced by people who are not married.
“Everyone could use a saint to watch over them,” says president Annalisa Fattori, from the official site. Fattori started the association based in Milan with three friends. “And not a few people have come out of sticky emotional situations thanks to the help of this beacon of singledom.”
They couldn’t have picked a better representative: San Faustino, though not widely known, was a combative martyr who became a saint along with best friend San Giovita. Both belonged to wealthy pagan families, became knights and were converted during a battle in Roman times. They went into martyrdom together, placating the fierce animals meant to kill them, putting out the bonfire meant to burn them and weathering a storm at sea when sent to prison in Naples.
Co-patrons of the Northern Italian city of Brescia, they are credited, among other things, with liberating the city from Visconti troops through an apparition in 1438.
Today’s singles are fighting prejudice and issues like access to low-income housing, the right to adopt children and higher trash tax, according to the association. Over one-fifth, 23.3% of the Italian population, is made up of singles and single-parent families.
During celebrations, the association will elect a "Single of the Year" from honorary members including fashion designer Elio Fiorucci, athlete Marco Pantani and author Carmen Covito.

www.my-tv.it
If you must send Valentine’s e-cards, try the politically incorrect "Osamina" in Flash….

Italy by numbers: Let’s Eat Out

+32.8% increase in number of restaurants
+29% increase in bars & nightclubs
+127% increase in bed & breakfasts
+658% increase in fast food & delis

Fast food in becoming big business in Italy, according to statistics from Milan’s Chamber of Commerce. Italians are eating out more than ever, but the big boom is snack & run eating.
"People really want to forget all the hassle of supermarkets, cooking and just enjoy food more," said restaurant owner Angelo Gagliardi. "They want to treat themselves and buying food instead of preparing it is starting to become very common, even here. " Only ten years ago, busy Milan had only 57 take-out pizza places and delis, now there are 417; cafeterias serving hordes of office workers increased from from 15 to 42.

Foodartisans.com
An innovative cooking school dedicated to preserving Tuscany’s food heritage…