Cicciolina, undaunted by angry wives, plans Italian comeback

updated June 8 15:59 p.m. zoomata staff

There is no stopping a true diva. After a group of angry wives in Italy had a strip club where porn star Cicciolina planned her return on the scene shut down, the actress found another club. And plans to up the stakes by appearing completely nude, at age 52.

Manager and X-rated film producer Riccardo Schicchi announced that Cicciolina will be the opening-night attraction in a lap-dance club in Pavia, about 25 miles south of Milan on June 12. There have been no protests so far about Cicciolina’s comeback at the new locale, scheduled to take place during EU elections.

Last month, things were looking glum for the blonde star.
Instead of confronting husbands they thought might go see the protagonist of films like “Private Vices, Public Pleasures,” angry wives went to police with suspicions that the night club was violating the fire code.
Police investigated and then shut down the hot spot for 15 days after finding various infractions. They also discovered that the return of Cicciolina, hailed by posters around of the topless star around town, hadn’t been approved by the city government.

It’s the latest in a series of ‘not-with-my-husband’ protests by Italian wives, who have evidently decided the old rule of turning a blind eye is no longer the way to go. Last month another band of wives in the Tuscan town of Arezzo turned a local priest into detective and had three ‘sex dens’ frequented by their husbands at lunch time closed down.

Italian women have traditionally ignored philandering and still ignore nearly pornographic displays by scantily-clad dancing girls on TV shows. A recent poll of 1,000 Italians, however, showed that women are just as jealous as men — and less likely than male counterparts to ignore a straying eye.

Cicciolina, a.k.a. Ilona Staller, Hungarian, served in Italian parliament from 1987 – 2002. Staller since disappeared from the Italian scene but has made numerous TV and magazine appearances in Europe.?text 1999-2004 zoomata.com
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Italian politician Prodi offers bubbly for votes

zoomata staff: Saturday May 8 12:37 a.m.
Romano Prodi, currently European Union Commission President, is drumming up party support by offering bottles of mineral water.

“A sip of optimism,” promises the orange label promoting the Ulivo party, available in still or sparkling water. Gadgets are rare in Italian political campaigns — the revolving door of 59 governments put together since 1946 hasn’t allowed for much more than a few quickly printed posters and buttons.

Things have changed now that Prodi’s rival current Premier Silvio Berlusconi, with 1,060 days in office, broke the record May 5 for the longest time in office. It’s a strong statement since Prodi is merely the poster boy in June elections — he is not expected to return to the Italian political scene until October when his term is up Brussels.

It is a reassuringly quirky note in what has so far been a tame electoral season — instead of off-the-wall candidates like porn-star Cicciolina, a gaggle of TV presenters are lining up to become politicians.

This isn’t the first time that Prodi’s center-left coalition makes an appeal to health-conscious voters. In 1996 the economist campaigned by bus instead of the usual glam Italian motorcade and is known to bicycle around his native Bologna.

And the idea of water isn’t all wet — Italy is third world wide in consumption of bottled water and, according to ISTAT statistics, about half the population prefers to drink bottled water over tap for safety concerns.@1999-2007 zoomata.com


Italy’s Art Vandal Strikes Again

posted Wed. April 28 12:13 pm zoomata staff

Piero Cannata, who broke a toe of Michelangelo’s David, scribbled on a Jackson Pollock painting and took a black marker to a Filippo Lippi fresco, has struck again.

The only consolation is that this time Cannata, a failed artist, did not pick anything particularly valuable but he did try to make a political statement. Cannata took brown spray paint to a monument for WWII heroes in Prato, Tuscany.

Prato, 10 miles north-west of Florence, is the hometown of Maurizio Agliana, one of three Italian hostages in Iraq.

“For me a monument to fallen soldiers represents a suicide,” Cannata told newspapers. “It’s like artwork where Isaac is about to be sacrificed by his father Abraham, it consecrates death and war.”

Cannata probably thought his gesture would get him into the spotlight at a moment when the city is crowded with reporters following the hostage crisis, but his marking up of the marble angel statue failed to get him any attention from passersby. Cannata waited, then turned himself in only to find the police didn’t take him seriously.

He was eventually fined for defacing public property and released.
Why can’t Cannata be stopped? His gesture is bound to fuel more discussion about a bill reforming a 1978 law on psychiatric care in Italy, currently being debated in parliament. The Basaglia law abolished state-run mental hospitals in favor of short-term hospitalization in small general hospitals.

Cannata, who said he had given up defacing art for studying grammar and reproductive rights’ laws, was hospitalized following his other exploits and subsequently released. 1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Under the Tuscan Budget Crisis: Florence’s Churches at Risk

updated Thu. April 15 10:07 am
by Nicole Martinelli

Down the street from Michelangelo’s David but just far enough out of the public eye to be neglected, one of Italy’s most beautiful Renaissance churches, Santissima Annunziata, is being heavily damaged by a leaky roof, art historian James Beck denounced.

Italian media reported that it is ‘raining’ inside the church, but city council member Simone Siliani said there is no money for repairs. The city government is responsible for 12 churches; repairing the damage to this church would eat up 25% of the 2004 maintenance budget.

This is the latest alarm over the cost of keeping up the art-laden capital of Tuscany, though the cash crunch for maintaining art is felt by cities throughout Italy. In 2003, Monsignor Timothy Verdon, who works in the main Cathedral, denounced lack of upkeep as the “suicide” of Florence; in 2002 a bureaucratic snafu over an unpaid electricity bill threatened to turn lights off on works by Michelangelo, Botticelli and Leonardo in the Uffizi Gallery.

Architect Dario Notari, who visited the church to eye the damage, said the key can be found in the all-too-ordinary proportions of leaky patches visible in a chapel.

“What’s visible right now is not that serious,” Notari told zoomata. “That’s exactly the problem: we’re talking about damage that may be considerably more serious but not in a place that a sponsor is going to get much satisfaction from financing it.” Florence’s most recent restoration project, announced March 17, will be a one-of-a-kind fresco fixed up with Italian state lottery funds.

Beck has long protested over both methods and the media circus surrounding restorations in Italy. His website, ArtWatch International, shows photos of heavy water damage in Santissima Annunziata dated 2002. In an article titled ‘Where are the Friends of Florence Now?” Beck maintains that timely maintenance would have kept costs down and prevented further damage.

Built by architect Michelozzo in 1444, the church is not one of the city’s most famous but contains art treasures spanning the Renaissance including murals by Pontormo and Andrea del Sarto and paintings by Perugino and Andrea dal Castagno.

The church of Santissima Annunziata (Holy Annunciation) is especially important to Florentines. It is home to celebrations of the Annunciation, a church festival in commemoration of the announcement of the Incarnation to the Virgin Mary, that also marks the beginning of the local New Year. Florentines celebrated March 25 as the beginning of the year until 1749 and revived it as an historic commemoration in 2000. This year’s celebration, which featured a concert in the church and an art exhibit in the cloister, was a bittersweet one. @text/photos 1999-2007 zoomata.com

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Birds Return to Venice Lagoon

posted Wed. April 14 16:35 pm zoomata staff

Aquatic birds in Italian lagoon of Venice have more than doubled in ten years, a conservation group announced.

Nearly 200,000 birds — largely ducks but also cormorants, swans, herons, spoonbills and gulls — were recorded in the latest census, a victory for wildlife in the Serenissima, historically under threat from industrial mainland neighbor Marghera. With at least at least 17 abandoned dumps holding nearly five million cubic yards of waste, the lagoon had been called an eco-graveyard.

“There has been a major increase, in part because birds are more protected and in part because the area is healthier,” said Giuseppe Cherubini, biologist and head of the local hunting and fishing office.

This is the latest in a series of efforts to protect wildlife in a country better known for man-made beauty. As part of a package of reforms, the Italian constitution would safeguard animals along with the historical and artistic heritage of the nation. The reforms, expected to pass, would make Italy the second country in Europe (following Germany’s lead) to protect animals in this way.

Venice the city, in all its striking and improbable beauty, has been under protection from UNESCO since the 1960s. To keep the Laguna Veneta from swallowing up the city, a project to build 79 moveable floodgates called Moses was approved in 2003.

Locals now hope to have the Venetian Lagoon protected under the Ramsar Convention, an intergovernmental treaty which provides a framework for national action and international cooperation for conservation and use of wetlands. At 50,000 hectares (124,000 acres), the Venetian wetlands are the second largest in Europe. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italian Onion is ‘Poor Man’s Viagra’

posted Tue. April 13 18:25 pm zoomata staff

Men in Southern Italy have long claimed the red Tropea onion makes lovemaking easy, a scientist has now proved it is a natural form of Viagra.

Pasquale Potenza, who emigrated to Argentina as a youth, may have remembered whispered tales about the amorous side effects of the sweet onion of his native Calabria. After years of research, the biochemist at the University of Buenos Aires discovered that the Tropea onion contains nitric oxide, the active ingredient used in the little blue pill to regulate blood vessels and sustain erections.

“I’m not exactly sure what the implications may be,” said the researcher, whose last name happens to mean “potency” in Italian. “It will take complex studies to see whether it could be used on a pharmaceutical level — the connection is there though.”

Brought to Italy over two thousand years ago most likely by the Phoenicians, this type of onion has long been known to have excellent medicinal qualities. Pliny the Elder famously sung its praises — claiming these onions could cure vision, induce sleep, heal mouth sores, dog bites, toothaches and rheumatism.
Modern Italians are more likely to use a small amount to flavor an omelet or soup, but they have convinced the EU the Tropea onion is worthy of Protected Geographical Indication (I.G.P.) food status.
If Potenza’s research turns out to be commercially viable, they may find all sorts of new uses for it. @1999-2009 zoomata.com Related resoures:
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First Person: Real Life In Italy

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ID Card: James Stunell. Director of Studies, teacher, translator and mountain guide.
Age: 33

Currently living in: Vico Equense — Sorrento Peninsula

By way of: Born in Oxford, England, grew up in the Cotswolds, university in Leicester, England, then moved to Koblenz, Germany.

How (or why) did you get here from there?
Well, I was (and am) a total Germanophile. I absolutely adore Germany and all things German but feared that I was becoming somewhat narrow-minded. Italy is about as far away as you can get from the Teutonic mindset, so I thought that would be a good place to start. I was also a big fan of Italian cuisine and was very much in love with Cecilia Bartoli, the Roman mezzo-soprano, and I quite fancied coming down here to chance my arm at finding my own Cecilia. I didn’t find a Cecilia, but I found a Giovanna; same raven hair, same eyes you could drown in. She can’t sing for toffee, but she cooks like a dream and, personally, I find that a fair swap.

What role did language skills play in your experience?
Oh, they were central, and a major motivation for coming here. I was lucky that I already spoke fluent German and had more than a smattering of French, so I was able to pick up Italian fairly quickly. I had no Italian at all when I stepped off the plane, which made it all rather fun!

Your biggest challenge:
Not to be driven insane by the mindless, nit-picking bureaucracy that accompanies the simplest of transactions, from opening a bank account to buying a mobile phone.

What do you still have to get used to/learn?
I have yet to understand the Italian obsession with the motor car. Not only will they spend hour after hour in traffic just to avoid walking 200 metres, but they will actually drive around all evening simply as a way of spending time! It’s got to the stage now where I avoid telling people where or when I?m planning to travel. You can bet that they will know someone who knows someone else who?s going there too, and then it will take all my powers of diplomacy to get out of being given a lift, without causing offense. You see, Italians are as baffled by my attitude to cars as I am by theirs. And I still have to get used to the way in which they classify people of different ages. In England, I would be considered as fast approaching middle-age. Here, I am “un giovane.” If I were to commit a crime and my physog ended up in the local paper, I would no doubt be referred to as “il ragazzo” throughout the accompanying article. And anyone under the age of 18 is a “ragazzino.”

Compare an aspect of your town (or other place you’ve lived) to current town:
How can you compare the Cotswolds, the Rhineland and the Neapolitan Riviera? They are about as different as it?s possible to be! I suppose one thing that the Cotswolds and the Neapolitan Riviera have in common is that they are both staggeringly beautiful areas that are taken far too much for granted by the people who live there. The Germans are much better at appreciating what they have got than are the Brits or the Italians.

Latest pursuits: www.sorrentowalks.it – My latest project involves taking tourists for mountain walks in the Monti Lattari on the Sorrento Peninsula. We all end up going for lunch in a trattoria somewhere and have a really super day out.

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is not true:
O.K. Let?s be fair. One positive and one negative. For one thing, it’s not true that Italian public transport is a disaster. It’s actually very good indeed. I know I speak as a citizen of the country with the worst public transport system in the Western world, but even so. On the other hand, Italians have the reputation of being a musical people. They are not. Although I live close to Naples and, therefore have a sneaking admiration for Neapolitan singer/songwriter Pino Daniele (His strummings do add a certain je ne sais quoi to a diner-?-deux on a terrace overlooking the Med), there isn’t anything on the Italian musical landscape that isn’t bland, cloying, self-indulgent codswallop. And it’s everywhere! Supermarkets, lifts, weddings, christenings. I haven’t yet had the misfortune to have to go to an Italian funeral, but I’m sure it’s there too! How did the people who gave us Rossini, Bellini, Puccini and Verdi reduce themselves to this level of musical incompetence? Gosh, what an outburst!

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is true:
Again, a plus and a minus. The families are very close-knit. I love that.
There?s always a special occasion to go to and you cannot beat the simple pleasures of an Italian family meal. Their whole attitude to good food in good company is absolutely spot-on ? something we have unfortunately lost in the north. And, of course, it means that there is always a butcher, a baker and a candlestick-maker in the family to give you the sort of service that you won’t find in Italy without connections. The minus? It’s absolutely true that organisation is not one of the Italians’ strengths.

Your response to the following question: “I really want to live here, but I don’t speak Italian or have a job. What do you think?”
Go ahead and do it. People aren’t intrepid enough these days. Once upon a time (and it wasn’t that long ago) people would just hop on a plane and hope for the best. Now they want everything organised beforehand, right down to the colour of the wallpaper in their flat. But two words of advice: make sure that you’re in love with the reality of Italy and not the dream. Being on holiday is not the same as living here. And when you get here, make an effort to learn the language. I get so tired of people who come out here and complain that it’s difficult to make friends with Italians. Well of course it is if you’re expecting them to communicate in a foreign language in their free time!


How would you sum up your Italian experience in a word (and why)?

“Surprising”. After all, if you?d asked me 15 years ago what I would be doing in 2002, I’d have replied “Cycling around Munich in the sunshine, stopping occasionally for a beer and a bratwurst”. That would have been nice too,but I have no regrets.

Italy’s best-kept secret?
You?ll laugh at this, but it has to be the barber’s shop. Not one of those poncey new salons, but a real, traditional barber’s shop with white walls, cut-throat razors and neon fly-zapper. What could be more relaxing than being shaved while listening to the lulling tones of crusty locals discussing sex, football, philosophy, religion, more sex, more football? In fact, sometimes I’ll grow a beard just for the pleasure of having it shaved off again by Giacomo, my local barber!

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Poet Lost His Head, Italian Scientists Say

posted Mon. April 5 14:13 pm zoomata staff
Poets may have a better connection between head and heart than most, but 14th-century Italian poet Petrarch may have been separated forever from his skull.
Scientists, who dug him up in November 2003 in hopes of learning more about one of the most prolific bards of the Italian Renaissance, discovered after DNA testing that the skull found in his tomb most likely belongs to a woman.

The skull switcheroo is sending shock waves through the Italian scientific community where dramatic celebrity exhumations have become frequent. Over the last decade or so, figures like painter Giotto and Dante’s ‘Cannibal Count’ Ugolino della Gherardesca have made headlines and become the object of exhibits, books and documentaries following DNA testing.

Petrarch’s exhumation was timed in order that he might ‘star’ in celebrations for the 700th anniversary of his birth in November 2004. Scientists wanted to reconstruct his face and determine his age, diet and general health. There was no immediate comment from officials about how the fete might carry on if the poet’s body remains headless.

“I hope that whoever may have the skull will give it back,” said scientist Vito Terribile Wiel Marin. “We’re 100% percent sure it’s not his, but we can’t date the skull with certainty yet.” Getting back Petrarch’s head may not be a simple matter — the tomb, in Arqua Petrarca near Padova had been opened once in the 1600s and in more recent times, when someone made off with an arm and fractured the skull.

Romantics are already speculating that the woman buried with Petrarch might be his mystery love Laura, to whom he dedicated the lines, “I feed on sadness, laughing weep:death and life displease me equally:and I am in this state, lady, because of you.” ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italy Crowns Miss Secessionist — Sans Leader Umberto Bossi

posted Mon March 22 13:24 pm zoomata staff

The show must go on, but the Miss Padania beauty pageant in Milan without Northern League political leader Umberto Bossi was even more of a sorry spectacle than usual.

Bossi, 62 , was hospitalized following a March 11 heart attack and a subsequent media blackout raised further concerns about his chances for a full recovery. The forced smiles of politicians sitting in the first rows of the sixth edition of Miss Padania showed just how lost they feel without the passionate man who declared the north of Italy the Federal Republic of Padania in 1996.

Party leader Bossi was undoubtedly the star of the previous year’s edition, the first to be broadcast on a national network, filling in gaps in the proceedings by making jokes and patting backs like an accomplished TV host playing to a crowd of adoring fans. He was not mentioned during the course of the pageant this year, but cheers of “Bossi! Bossi! Bossi!” broke out from the crowd of over 5,000 people during the final ceremony. Northern League senator Roberto Calderoli announced that there will be no celebrations for the 20th anniversary of the Lega in April without Bossi.

Bossi got the idea for the beauty pageant, which requires at least five years of residence in Northern Italy, as an anti-Miss Italy contest with over 1,000 young women vying for the title in its inaugural 1998 edition. The feisty leader was fond of his creation — one of his last public appearances was on a talk show where he was flanked by two Miss Padania contestants.

When the crown, which looks disturbingly like a spray of spoons, finally went on the winner late Saturday night it seemed an afterthought. 17-year-old Alice Graci — that’s just a two-letter difference from last year’s winner, Alice Grassi — had already won the title of Miss Charme and flailed about trying to put on the second sash. Graci, a tall girl with a mane of teased reddish hair, was neither the most popular nor the most articulate of the 78 contestants; host Emanuela Folliero had to ask the audience to applaud her. Several jury members complained to Italian media that organizers forgot to pick up their voting ballots.

The pageant is typically a mix of whole-hearted pride in everything Northern Italian and pulchritude displayed in dubious taste — this year, however, organizers preferred to emphasize words like ‘solidarity’ ‘friendship’ and ‘fun.’
Contestants wore demure sarongs over bikini bottoms, paraded in vintage wedding dresses instead of evening gowns and the usually comical talent segment was skipped altogether. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italians to Boost ‘Heritage Tourism’

posted Thu March 18 17:37 am zoomata staff
Visit the land of your ancestors, get a discount. The Italian government wants to encourage boomerang tourism — people of Italian origin coming back to discover the old country — with special rates on restaurants, hotels, shops and transportation.

Mirko Tremaglia, the minister for Italians abroad, has proposed a bill for what amounts to a “compaesano card” that would give people of Italian descent special treatment.
If it works, the discount card handed out by Italian consulates would bolster a tourist trade made unstable by terrorism threats: there more people of Italian origins in the world (60 million) than there are Italians living in Italy (58 million), and another four million Italian citizens who also live abroad.

Tremaglia’s initiative is not the first to encourage heritage vacations but it is the first one to arrive at the lowest common denominator of shopping and eating.
Regions throughout Italy — from the Veneto to Tuscany — have tried to strengthen ties over recent years through special language and culture courses offered to those whose forebears left Italy in the tide of early 1900s emigration.

Though it still has to wind its way through the Italian parliament, the bill, which proponents predict could multiply the tourism trade tenfold, already has the backing of hospitality and shop owner’s associations.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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