Holy Thursday with Mafia Oil

Holy oil used to baptize babies, in confirmation ceremonies and to administer last rites in 2001-2002 in Turin has a rather unholy provenance– the groves of fugitive Sicilian Mafia baron Bernardo Provenzano. The idea came from Father Luigi Ciotti, head of an umbrella group for 700 antimafia organizations called Gruppo Abele e Libera, as a pledge to fight the Mafia.Ciotti wanted the oil, traditionally consecrated on Holy Thursday to anoint neophytes at Baptism on Easter night, to take on contemporary significance. The oil is produced by a coop, which has taken over the groves confiscated from the Mafia boss who has eluded capture for over three decades. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Related resources:
www.enotecafranci.com
While far from holy, olive oil from Franci just received highest honors at Italy’s most important wine fair, Vinitaly.

Open Cloisters Via Internet

The 40 Benedictine nuns of the monastery of San Salvatore near Como have gone wired to break the silence. The Internet site features photos, a daily prayer schedule, train timetable from Milan and how to plan a spiritual retreat at the convent. Interestingly, it’s also a way to communicate, albeit one way, about the cloistered life.”It’s true people think a nun’s life is pointless-“scandalous” for people who think they can change the world with their own hands and “stupidity” for people who think happiness means personal success. But do you believe in God? If so, tell me, what’s the point of your life? And if you don’t believe in, what is your reason for living?”

Related resources:
www.cometacom.it/monastero/grandate
Take a peek at the cloisters…

Living Nativity Scene Seeks Madonna

The town of Rivisondoli (L’Aquila), which boasts Italy’s oldest live Nativity Scene, has put on a one-of-a-kind casting call via Internet for a woman to play Mary in the manger. “Seeking a young woman, between 15-22, to play the Madonna on January 5,” says the official site. Unlike most casting calls, the requisites to enact the part (after all, it’s the Mother of Jesus) are the right spirit and an “angel face.” View last year’s Mary– and see what it takes to play the Queen of Heaven. www.rivisondoli.com/presepe/madonna.htm

The Pope’s Offical Cake: Heavenly Delightful

by Nicole Martinelli

The “Dessert of the Pope” (Il Dolce del Papa), a chocolate almond roll, has the honor of being is one of the few edible items (outside the host) approved by the Church.

It was a staple in stores during the Jubilee year, when Vatican reprimanded souvenir makers for hawking hordes of just-this-side-of blasphemous junk.

Serious visitors making the pilgrimage for forgiveness to the capital of the Catholic Church were “discouraged” from buying unofficial items like the Pilgrim Kit (candle, T-shirt, phone card for around $7) and Jubilee incense (only $3.50 for that holy smell).
“Suitable for all occasions,” the sweet was made to commemorate Pope John Paul II’s visit to biscotti maker Pan Ducale’s headquarters in 1985.
The cake, which retails in supermarkets for around $3.00 (Lit. 5,700), packs a 330-calorie count per sanctified slice. The somewhat sticky confection probably fares better as a quick snack than an elegant dessert.
No official word from the Vatican on whether the Pope celebrated by sprinkling powdered sugar on his cake to match the “serving suggestion” on the box.

Stuff for the True Heretic
Get that saintly air with the smog-free version, in a can
www.ariasanta.it

“Big Brother,” the TV Show

Italians finally got a local version of much hyped-reality television with ten people filmed 24 hours a day in a clapboard house in Cinecitt?–sexual activity in the house has given Italians the “gold medal” even if the performance was a quick one…”Big Brother” (Grande Fratello) has all the makings of a media circus. Competing in the 100-day king of the hill contest, are an engineer, a butcher, an aspiring beautician, an artist, a dad and several students. All are between the ages of 23-35.

The Latin lover myth lives on: Pietro got Cristina behind the couch for a love moment – away from hundreds of video cameras- in under a week in Italy’s voyeur contest “Grande Fratello.” This gives Italians the gold medal for sex in a hit format that has swept Europe. The Dutch participants took 35 days, Germans and Brits 21 days before a love spark in prime time.

The romp boosted low ratings and although the program confirms many stereotypes (6/10 members smoke, women do all the housework) the public, especially men, boycotted his behavior.
“If Pietro is supposed to represent young Italian men, I’m going to become Austrian and besides, his entire performance only lasted two minutes,” quips one man in the “Grande Fratello” forum. Other men said they were “embarrassed” and “ashamed” by his behavior. Pietro, a student from Frosinone whose favorite film is “Braveheart,” is already trying to seduce another contestant, Marina. An online poll of Corriere Della Sera readers voted to boot him from the show– because of his “love them & leave them” behavior. The first two of ten players will be ousted on Thursday. One of the major differences in the Italian version—the last person standing nabs a measly Lit. 250.000.000 (around $125,000 USD). Trying to recoup on a nearly $10 million investment producers are hoping it will be “spicy” enough to hold interest

Related resources:
www.grandefratello.com Forum, chat, live cameras, player profiles
www.corriere.it/speciali/grandefratello.shtml
The full poll and all the surrounding chatter

Italy by Numbers: Shopping and the 5 senses

49% Poly-sensualists
21% Indifferents
12% Fussy
9% Maniacal Hedonists
8% Sensory Impotents
The majority of Italians are on a quest for “well-being and pleasure through the communion of the five senses” when shopping, according to a study commissioned by cosmetics giant Palmolive which interviewed 2,001 Italians aged 14-79. This category of “poly-sensualists,” typified by 30-year-olds from Tuscany and Emilia Romagna, privileges smell over the other senses when making purchases. The next largest group, at only 21%, are the “indifferents” ?could be considered the parents of the majority at around 60 years old, residing in Sicily, Rome or Sardinia and more interested in quantity than quality. The extreme “hedonists” would be the 20-year-old grandkids, aggressive nightclubbers intent on being bombarded with sensory overload, like thumping music while driving. “(The findings) represent the democratization of pleasure,” comments Enrico Finzi, director of the research institute that conducted the 2001 study. “Well-being is widespread in Italy?otherwise the middle classes would not be allowed to concern themselves with the search for pleasure.”Related resources:www.misex.net/simpa.htmlHard to call high-tech blow-up doll Amanda, “hosting” Italy’s most famous sex fair, a communion of the senses, but the official site offers some tame dirty jokes for your Italian repetoire.

Pavarotti + Deep Purple = Nessun Dorma

The cause is worthy (children in Afghanistan) the duets, a bit less.Follow the spectacle online which will see the trebling tenor sing with Tom Jones (Delilah), Morcheeba, Anastasia, Barry While and Italian talents Fiorella Mannoia & pop legend Patty Pravo. Starts at 8:45 p.m Italian time., but the “best of'” with audio clips will slated to be online by weeks end. (May 29, 2001)www.lucianopavarotti.it

The Sopranos on Italian TV

Italian American mob saga “The Sopranos” met with unexpected approval by Italian audiences and critics. Despite debuting on a Tuesday after midnight, it pulled in around 1 million viewers, according to Auditel ratings reports. Critics universally praised the show –including Catholic newspaper Avvenire. “It’s worth watching, thanks to a screenplay that goes in depth and brings out the crisis of modern families and individuals,” wrote Mirella Poggialini.
The Sopranos sound remarkably restrained Italian–only older characters and some bit players use vague Neapolitan speak.** A far cry from the practice of "localizing" American sitcoms (notably "The Nanny" and "Rosanne") by turning characters into Italian Americans with thick Southern accents.
The mid-week slot at season’s end indicated lack of confidence, but Canale 5 will air the remaining 12 episodes (called "I Soprano") on Saturday nights. The program was not highly publicized, but owes the critical mass of viewers to a talked-about awards show, which swept ratings and ran over into the Soprano time slot. Network officials should’ve doubted less–the portrayal may rile Italian Americans, but the Mafia’s growing involvement in waste disposal is an everyday topic in the Italian press.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Tony Soprano’s counterparts: a report on Italy’s expanding "Eco-mafia"

**(guaglione, va’ttinn, monnezz’)

Miss Secessionist Beauty Contest

The Northern League may have softened secessionist policies, but it’s still electing Miss Padania, symbol of an independent Lombardy. The beauty pageant, which requires a residence certificate for eligibility, started in 1997 as an anti-Miss Italia contest with over 1,000 young women vying for the title. Umberto Bossi, leader of the Lega Nord, gave his official blessing in 1998 and still presides over the pageant held each spring. Forty women between 18-25 saunter across the stage in kelly-green swimsuits (the party color, a runner-up will win “Miss Green Shirt”) in hopes of garnering the pink flower crown.
If the party has toned down the secessionist shtick, why keep the beauty contest? “Miss Padania gives back pride in our homeland and our people that the Italians managed to take away from us,” says Mirko, 21, on “La Padania” newspaper web site. Winning the title doesn’t, however, exclude these politically-aligned beauties from participating in national competitions–Gladys Bounous, crowned Miss “Sun of the Alps” also holds the Italian title for Miss “Wet T-shirt.”
Take a look at previous winners:
www.madeinpadania.com/eridania2/missp/2000/ecco_le_prime_reginette.htm

Italy’s Miss Over 40 beauty contest

 

miss_overApparently, women of all ages adore the idea of parading around in a sash and crown–including grandmothers. Italy’s famed “Miss Over” contest for women who should know better–aged 40-60–is rustling up contestants for September’s pageant.

The application form doesn’t ask for measurements, but a special section is dedicated to plastic surgery. Would-be beauty queens are first asked to describe a hobby, favorite actor/singer and a lifelong dream. The last question: “Plastic surgery: yes/no If yes, specify: face, bust, other.”

Unlike contests for younger women, a nip or tuck is not prohibited in Miss Over, which started in Rimini in 1993. However, in the interest of fairness, the jury should be aware which contestants have a leg (or a chin or bust) up on the competition. Of contestants the organizers say: “these women maintain the enthusiasm of youth, the desire to be admired, maybe even by fibbing about some small re-touching, lift or ‘enhancement’ to their bodies.”

Some 900 women are braving the swimsuit and talent competitions to be in finals….

Check them out: Miss Over