Talk your way around a glass of wine

Here’s the technical vocab to make the right pronouncements and how to avoid gaffes if you’ve gone ga-ga for the grape.

Part I The Right Adjectives

Abboccato

slightly sweet

Amabile

decidedly sweet

Ampio

with a complex bouquet

Armonico

exellent rapport between taste and aroma

Corto

“short” on flavor

Decrepito

aged too long

Leggero

contains low alcohol content

Magro

lacking body and depth

Maturo

aged accurately, to be drunk immediately

Persistente

a “persistant” aroma

Torbido

cloudy, lacking in color

Vinoso aroma that recalls must

Part II “Ma sei fuori?”

Astemio/a

"teetotaler” No grazie, sono astemio”

Un sorso/una goccia

a sip/a drop “Si, ma solo un sorso”

Alla nostra!/alla nostra salute!

to our health! A noi! lit. “to us!” Avoid, unless to impress neo-fascist pals with tribute to Mussolini. “cin cin” is the usual thing to say.

Facciamo il bis?

How about another round? (fam.)

Brillo/a

tipsy

Su di giri

a bit high

Fuori

(fam) var. come un balcone/terrazzo (out there, like a balcony or terrace)

Sbornia (fam)

get smashed

“Ho preso una sbornia"

I got really drunk

Dopo-sbornia

hangover. Not frequently used as rarely admitted.

Alzare il gomito

lit. “lift up the elbow”. Common euphemism for hangover: “Ho alzato un po’ troppo il gomito”

NOTE: Italians consider being drunk in public bad form so stick to “brillo” or “su di giri” in most situations.

Better still, if someone accuses you of being drunk “Sei fuori?” respond “Noooo, solo un po’ brillo.”

The direct translation of drunk “ubriaco” can be a bit heavy, though commonly the 20 year-old crowd says things like “Ero ubriaco fradicio” (I was soaking-wet drunk).

“Ubriacone” means an alcoholic.

Italian scientists develop ‘true mozzarella’ test

Proving the importance of ingredients and the national tendency for skepticism, Italian scientists have developed a sophisticated test to tell true mozzarella made from from buffalo milk.

A team of specialists at the National Research Council in Pozzuoli, the Campania region famous for buffalo-milk cheese, have dedicated long hours to arrive at a foolproof way of determining the origins of milk used to make cheese. Previously, tests relied on isoelectric focusing which highlighted milk proteins unique to different kinds of milk.
“Our study was based on Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (NMR),” said researcher Andrea Motta. “The technique, 100% accurate, allows us to pinpoint the position of the atoms inside the molecule.”
Buffalo Mozzarella from Campania, which runs two-three times more expensive than the cow’s milk variety, has been protected by a Controlled Denomination of Origin (DOC) since 1993. Tests will have a far-reaching economic impact, since America alone imports circa 90,000 pounds of Italian buffalo mozzarella a year, mostly for restaurants and gourmet shops which sell it for $15 -$16 USD a pound. Much simpler if consumers could trust the writing on packages. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.

www.mozzarelladibufala.org/ricette.htm
how to care for & feed yourself with fresh mozzarella di bufala…

Hot Peppers Aid Digestion

Another small victory for Grandma’s wisdom: Italian researchers have found that hot pepper is good for digestion and helps combat nausea.

A team from Bologna’s University, lead by Marco Bartolotti, studied the properties of one of Italy’s favorite condiments, called peperoncino.

Volunteers, who frequently lamented digestive troubles and chronic stomach pain, were given 2.5 grams of hot pepper before meals for five weeks. At first, symptoms worsened, but by the end of the trial they reported 60% less pain and digestion difficulties. The effect is attributed to capsaicin, a substance in the hot pepper which blocks pain messages sent to the brain. Poor digestion afflicts between 25-30% of Italians aged 20 to 65.
Bartolotti, however, doesn’t recommend home treatments with hot pepper until a doctor ascertains the individual causes of stomach pain.

www.fiery-foods.com/dave/peperoncino.html
Simple ways to serve up the spice…

Wonder Pizza: the Vending Machine

Chalk up another one for Italian ingenuity: the pizza vending machine. Entrepreneur Giovanni Demaggio, 35, has created a machine which serves a four-slice pizza in 90 seconds, for about $3.
Remains to be seen whether Wonder Pizza be a hit with foreign consumers, since two out of three pizzas offered probably aren’t the most popular among non-Italian palates: Neapolitan (oregano, anchovies and capers), Quattro Stagioni ( olives, mushrooms, artichoke hearts, ham) and the Margherita (cheese and a sprig of basil.) By the end of 2002, Wonder Pizza will be sold in 1,000 European outlets including airports, train stations and offices.

Related resources:
The Art of Pizza Making: Trade Secrets and Recipes
Take some time out for a real treat….

Italy by numbers: Let’s Eat Out

+32.8% increase in number of restaurants
+29% increase in bars & nightclubs
+127% increase in bed & breakfasts
+658% increase in fast food & delis

Fast food in becoming big business in Italy, according to statistics from Milan’s Chamber of Commerce. Italians are eating out more than ever, but the big boom is snack & run eating.
"People really want to forget all the hassle of supermarkets, cooking and just enjoy food more," said restaurant owner Angelo Gagliardi. "They want to treat themselves and buying food instead of preparing it is starting to become very common, even here. " Only ten years ago, busy Milan had only 57 take-out pizza places and delis, now there are 417; cafeterias serving hordes of office workers increased from from 15 to 42.

Foodartisans.com
An innovative cooking school dedicated to preserving Tuscany’s food heritage…

The Great Baccal? Heist

Although dried salted cod (baccal?) is probably not the Italian dish coveted by most visitors, it has become precious merchandise on the black market.
Refrigerated trucks bringing baccal? to Italy from Norway have been hijacked so frequently in recent months that insurers now refuse to guarantee shipments anywhere south of Rome. A traditional favorite on Italian tables during the holidays, often served fried or with garlic and parsley, the Bel Paese spends ? 187 million (approx. $166 million USD) on baccal? yearly.
Gunnar Apeland, spokesperson for the Norwegian Truck Owners Association, says these hijacks have become business as usual in Italy. As a result Apeland has urged truck drivers to use guarded parking lots and to take as few rest stops as possible. Newspapers have reported that some refrigerated trucks have even hired armed guards to deter possible attacks.
Mario Esposito, president of the Italian Association of Norwegian Royal Stockfish, smells something fishy, "I hope they’re not trying to discredit us, once again, with the insinuation that all Italians are members of the Mafia." His solution to the hijacks means to ensure Italians will get their baccalà by any means necessary: "If they don’t want to send trucks here, we’ll send Italians up there to bring it back down."?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.
Related resources:

www.ricetteonline.com/elenco_ricette_az.php?letterina=B
Three ways of making it from different parts of Italy…

Truffle Price Index

Lovers of the fragrant tuber might get something of a price break this year thanks to abundant rains bringing in a larger crop. Truffles will go on the auction block Nov. 10 as part of celebrating the famed tartufo bianco d’Alba in Piedmont.Prices nearly doubled in 2001 due to lack of rain. These prized white truffles from Alba don’t go cheap to begin with, starting at about $100 for an etto (about 3.5 ounces).
The same handful of the pungent-smelling mushroom may run slightly less than previously steep prices which ranged from $175-250.
This year’s biggest truffle, weighing in at a kilo, went for 34,000 euro, bought by two daughters of a Hollywood producer. As always, proceeds go to charity, this year 120,000 euro total will go to earthquake victims in Molise.
Fortunately, a little truffle goes a long way to seasoning everyday dishes–otherwise the $2,000 price tag per kilo would make it an unattainable luxury for most.

Related resources:

Piedmont: Traditional Cuisine from the Piedmontese Provinces

http://www.mangiarebene.net/aphrodisiacs/egg_truffle.html
An inexpensive & simple recipie for a white truffle omelet

Italy by Numbers: Pasta, amore mio

61 lbs. per year (circa), per Italian pasta consumption
38% Italians abroad miss pasta
8% Italians abroad miss partner
7% Italians abroad miss mother

It’s a question of priority: globetrotting Italians pine more for a good plate of spaghetti than a lover or even La Mamma. Horror film director Dario Argento recounts his culinary “survival” plan during a six-year sojourn in the USA: “Each member of the crew was responsible for having a ration of spaghetti, rigatoni, peeled tomatoes and parmesan sent and we all ate together in the evenings. It was definitely better than eating in a restaurant.” Some of the dreamed-about dishes from the 350 Italians surveyed included: fettuccine with mushrooms, spaghetti all’amatriciana and maccheroncini with cacio cheese and pepper.
A reason behind this gnocchi-nostaglia may be that while many Italians experiment with local cuisine and suffer the never-quite-right cappuccino, they stay away from pasta dishes abroad. Experts have long claimed that part of the desired taste comes from Italy’s water–high in calcium, it gives the noodles a unique flavor.

Related resources:
www.alice.tv
slick Italian satellite cooking channel–homesick fare?

Food Therapy: Curing the Heart at the Table

It’s the high-tech version of what grandma always said–this new site about food therapy (called “psicocucina”) proves that comestibles can cure what ails you.Low self esteem? The Greek pepper salad is a perfect remedy-it’s an impressive dish sure to win the applause of dinner guests..Insomnia? Try the blackened onions in Oriental aroma–the smell is “hypnotic” and the cook is likely to nod off during the 8 hours cooking time. The most unusual?
A recipe for cuckolds: spaghetti with clams. The reasoning–if the “patient” has “corna” or horns, the only way get rid of them is to eat some and clams are easier to digest than snails.
www.psicocucina.com/

Ooh! The first portable espresso maker

“The states? Great, but I couldn’t get a decent cup of coffee.”
No more whining: now a real espresso can be had most anywhere. Bialetti has invented an electric version of a two-cup moka, perfect for the picky coffee enthusiast. Just plug in (converts to 110 or 220 volts), wait 3 or 4 minutes and “Elettrika” does the rest.
Only for real enthusiasts (who, except for the espresso-fanatic, would lug coffee, sugar and cups around?) but at least the option is there. The Elettrika will set you back Lit. 43.200 (around $22 USD). http://hishop.bialetti.it/it/shop/prodotto.asp?codiceArticolo=0000208