Italians Protest ‘Beastly’ Traditions

by Nicole Martinelli
posted Tue 25 Aug 9:07 am

The death of two horses in Siena’s famous Palio race has reopened debate about Italy’s celebrations involving animals. While the bareback race in Tuscany, dating back nearly 350 years, is arguably the best-known tradition centering around animals it is by no means the only one celebrated each year by Italians.

The palio incident is the latest clash between Italian traditions and modern sensibilities. Towns throughout the Bel Paese use animals for an estimated 1,000 traditional rites yearly — including donkeys, oxen, turkeys, doves, snakes, pigs, geese, cows, frogs — and animal rights’ groups are trying to put a stop to it.

Florence, for example, has already responded to pressure by replacing live animals in both the Cricket Festival and the Scoppio del Carro, where a dove used to be sent speeding into the cathedral tied to a lit rocket. A similar ritual takes place every year in the Umbrian town of Orvieto, where protests have become an integral part of the Palombella Festival for Pentecost.

"It’s not a celebration any more but a battlefield," said journalist Daniele Di Loreto. "I have the suspicion that more people show up for the fighting than the Palombella — like car races, it’s much more exciting if there’s an accident."

The bone of contention: a live dove, symbolizing the holy spirit, is tied to the center of a wheel of fireworks and placed on a steel cable. The short, albeit not very peaceful trip for the dove involves gliding down 300 meters with fireworks exploding all around. End of the line is the sacristy of the 13th-century cathedral — if fallout from the fireworks lights flames on the heads of the Virgin and Apostles it’s a good omen for the coming year. The dove, shaken but usually still alive and unharmed, is then removed from the contraption.

Local bishop Lucio Decio Grandoni, main opponent of the animal rights groups, maintains the dove doesn’t suffer. Following tradition, after the wild ride, the bird is given to a bride and groom to keep — and at least doesn’t risk ending up dinner. As a concession, the dove won’t be tied to the wheel anymore but placed in a glass box. For now, it looks like the Palombella Festival will continue as usual: the local court archived a formal complaint by protesters after last year’s celebrations.

For Italy’s Antivivisection League, these traditions may date back centuries but their treatment of animals has no place in modern society.

"These are sacred-profane rituals, usually in honor of some local saint or Madonna, linked to primitive fears of famine, epidemics," said Mauro Bottigelli of LAV. "But no holy spirit or expression of sincere devotion gives people the right to crucify a dove in Orvieto or sacrifice an ox in Roccavaldina or slit the throat of goats in San Luca."

For religious rites, groups advocate substituting the animal with a stand-in papier-mâché version. Animal rights groups lobby hard to ban altogether various races and contests involving animals. Given the number of these horse-and-pony shows, it may take some time — protests didn’t stop the recent turkey race in the province of Palermo but the geese contest in Como, part of medieval celebrations featuring jousting contests and boat races, won’t take place this year in September. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italian Director’s ”Shindler’s List” Heroics Come to the Screen

Italian film director Vittorio De Sica, best known for “The Bicycle Thief,” hid 300 Jews and refugees on the set of a film to keep them from deportation. Now the dramatic story of what went on behind the scenes will be made into a film starring De Sica’s son.

Some 60 years ago, in the summer of 1943, the director accepted an offer from the Vatican to shoot a film called “The Gate of Heaven” (La porta del cielo).

“The Gate of Heaven” was the story of a group of sick people on a pilgrimage to the Loreto Sanctuary in the province of Ancona, hoping for a miracle. The real miracle took place for a few hundred people, Italian Jews and other ‘irregulars,’ seeking refuge from the fascist regime — De Sica hired them as fake extras, hid them and did all he could to stall filming.

About 60 of the refugees were carted off by furious lieutenant Pietro Koch one night from their hiding place in the church of San Paolo, but the majority were ensconced on the set until the end of the German occupation of Rome thanks to a secret agreement with a young Vatican official.

Christian De Sica, 52, a star better known for slapstick comedies than serious drama, will play his father in the film-about-the-film slated to be made next year. His father decided to shoot “The Gate of Heaven” to avoid becoming part of the fascist filmworks being set up by Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels in Venice — even though he knew it wouldn’t be a winner at the box office.

“Unfortunately the film, of which there’s only one poor remaining copy, was released almost clandestinely,” said Christian De Sica. “It wasn’t a success and was heavily criticized. Dad used to say it would’ve taken an act of God to make it a success.” The story of the making of the film, produced by Miramax, will likely have a better draw.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Dan Gedacht (Arona)

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My name is Dan Gedacht. I am a teacher and writer, and I have lived in Italy for 5 months (Dec. 2001 ndr) and counting. I am 31 years old, American, and married for 3 1/2 years with a dog. You can check out my (noncommercial) website at www.gedacht.com or email me at dang1313@yahoo.com. Please do so if you are looking for writers, either creative or technical!

Currently living in:
I currently live in Arona, Province di Novara, Piedmont, on Lake Maggiore.

By way of:
Before Italy, I lived in Washington, DC (almost 4 years). Before that Jerusalem, Israel (where my wife is from) for 6 months, and before that Seoul, Korea for 4 years. I met my wife and our dog there.

How (or why) did you get here from there?
After enjoying the dot-com ride in the US for a few years, I realized my heart really wasn’t in it and I wanted to pursue my longtime dream of writing. My wife was studying industrial design in Washington but wasn’t happy. She wanted to study in Italy, so I left my job and we came here. I have had one short book published and am writing more. She starts at Politecnico di Milano this autumn.

What role did language skills play in your experience?
I don’t really speak Italian well (I’ve never studied it), and that often makes life here difficult, especially when dealing with Italian bureaucrats. That would be what, daily? I speak fluent Korean, but even before learning that language I found Koreans more open to trying to speak English or at least understand your less-than-perfect speech. I can get by here, but many Italians have no patience for only semi-good Italian and seem to have a chip on their shoulders. It often feels like “If you don’t speak perfect Italian, get out!”

Your biggest challenge:
I am not sure if it is my biggest challenge, but a big one is finding movies in their original language. I don’t live in a big city so they don’t play in the cinema here. I just don’t like dubbed movies. I don’t want to see a Benigni film in English any more than I want to see E.T. in Italian.

Compare an aspect of your home town (or other place you’ve lived) to current town.
I have never lived in such a small (15,000 people) town as Arona. At first I had cabin fever, but have grown to appreciate living on a lake at the foot of the Alps. I like being able to walk everywhere. By contrast, Seoul had 12 million people and pollution so thick you could chew it. However, I don’t love it that everything in Italy closes at 8 or 9 o’clock (except discos, which I never go to). Also, the cost of housing is so cheap here! You can get a one bedroom for Euro 400 here, less than half of the price in Washington or Seoul.

Latest pursuits:
My latest pursuits are submitting my stories for publication. Other than that it is wrestling with the authorities. Italian bureaucracy is like an onion. Finally work your way through one layer, and there is another. A specific office can certify an official photocopy, but another place must certify that a translation is official. I think there may be another office to certify that the certifications are official. What a pain.

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is true:
I had always heard the horrors of Italian bureaucracy, and in general they have been true. See above. (This is especially true of notaios, aka the
children of heaven).

Your response to the following question: “I really want to live here, but I don’t speak Italian or have a job. What do you think?”
Come on over, you’ll find something! Just be patient and open-minded.

How would you sum up your Italian experience in a word (and why)?
Confusing. Every time I was told I couldn’t do something, it has seemed to work out. On the other hand, often when I was told “no problem,” there has inevitably been a problem.

Italy’s best kept secret
hmmm. Not sure if this is a secret, but I have found out that in general if you don’t make waves your official needs will eventually get through. Even if they don’t follow the letter of the law, keeping your mouth shut goes a long way.

Italian TV: Dancing Grannies, not Sexy Girls

A program featuring high-kicking grannies accidentally flashing their panties was served up as an alternative to the usual sexy ‘garnish girls’ gracing Italian TV programs.

“Velone” is low-budget summer TV fare at best: a 20-minute pseudo-talent contest for women over 65 that kicks off with a recycled theme song from last years’ version — a contest for young go-go dancers for popular satirical show “Strip the News.”

These senior citizens won’t be replacing skimpily-clad dancing girls anytime soon — they’re competing for a 250,000 euro prize that show creator Antonio Ricci calls ‘a violent boost to the average pension.’ It’s certainly compensation for having to twirl around the stage in a public piazza to last year’s disco hits while a graphic displays name, age, height and weight to the nation.

Wisecracking host Teo Mammucari, who regularly got the better of sexy young babes, fared worse with the four over-aged 65 contestants. They stole his lines, interrupted his jokes, ignored his cues — and the winner of the first episode, 72-year-old Gugliemina Bianchi who improvised a samba in a lacy white getup, grabbed his bum.

The debut on leading commercial channel Canale 5, owned by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Mediaset company, came shortly after state TV director Lucia Annuziata announced a ‘anti-bimbo’ decree for the RAI. So what’s the “dignified” alternative to senior shenanigans? Flagship state network RAI uno offers a no-budget random telephone call quiz show that would probably better suit radio, hosted by Sunday variety-show matron Mara Venier. Not surprisingly, Velone topped “cold phone call” in ratings — with 21.19% share compared to 17.54% for RAI uno

At the tail end of “Velone” a bit of pulchritude had to be thrown in for good measure, though, with two 20-something women competing to become “Good Evening Girls” or nearly-extinct announcers. A blonde with a plunging neckline and a brunette with an exposed midriff tripped through announcements about upcoming programs with relative success — a jury of mostly tabloid journalists gave Miss Bellybutton the thumbs up.

The Italian viewing public is in for a long, hot summer — both programs are on six nights a week right before prime time until September. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Big Fat Italian Weddings Spark Crime Wave

by Nicole Martinelli
posted Thu 10 July 9:38 am

Big, fat traditional Italian weddings have become so expensive that would-be brides and grooms are begging, borrowing and, yes, stealing to have enough money for the big day.

Recent nuptial-related crimes include a couple in Rome who were caught with fake scratch-off lottery tickets trying to save enough to say ‘I do’ in 50 euro increments (they’d managed to get 1,400 euro so far) and a groom in Turin who stole money from the bride to pay for all that pomp. She reportedly asked for a divorce after seeing the state of her bank account.

Italians aren’t having big families anymore but that doesn’t keep them from having big weddings — and more of them. After a downward trend in weddings in the 1980s, the last few years have registered a boom (about 3,000 more couples each year than the previous year) in those taking the big step. All those relatives, a five-course meal, wedding favors, a designer dress, an exotic honeymoon: at 25,000 euro the ‘average’ Italian wedding is anything but when compared to the $18,000 to $21,000 spent in the US. The stretch? An average Italian income is $7,600 less than a US counterpart.

Not only are the weddings a financial burden, but sometimes the planning lasts longer than the marriage itself. Italian couples are prone to long engagements (averaging almost five years) and the trend seems to be lengthening.

“Let’s see — we were engaged for seven years, officially for a year and a half,” marketing consultant Susanna Carazza, 31, told zoomata. “The marriage was over in about 18 months…I get a little queasy every time I think about how much it cost.”

Carazza says the cost of ‘doing things right’ was unexpectedly high — from the 500 euro donation to the church, the 3,000 euro spent on her dress and the 4,000 euro spent on a the video and an endless series of posed photographs in a nearby castle — her estimate for the total cost is more like 30,000 euro.

The expense has become so high that the Italian government is working to change tax laws to make wedding costs tax deductible, but more young Italians are avoiding marriage altogether. Italy still has the lowest rate of couples living together in Europe — but that figure has nearly doubled in the last decade to 344,000 partners between 25-40 years old.

The general wedding fever might explain the unexpected success in Italy of plodding reality TV show ‘Marry Me Now,’ which was criticized heavily before it even aired by parent groups and religious associations. Despite the misleading title — Italians cannot legally be married in a TV studio — it regularly creamed the competition, the equally plodding local version of ‘The Bachelor.’ Organizers have announced that this nuptial farce will be a fixture in the RAI’s fall schedule.@1999-2008 this is an original news story. Play nice. Please use contact form for reprint/reuse info.

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Roberta Kedzierski (Milan)

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Roberta Kedzierski, translator, market researcher, editor, journalist. Has been in Italy since 1987.
Currently living in: Milan, while spending as much time in Florence as possible. Luckily, I can work anywhere. Have iBook, can travel.

By way of: Leicester (England), Canterbury (England), London (England), New York (New York), London (England)

How (or why) did you get here from there?
My mother was Italian and I actually spoke Italian before learning English! Unable to study Italian at school, I graduated in French from the University of Kent (which explains Canterbury, see above). Told there were no jobs using languages, I got one — in a Tourist Information Centre in London, answering visitors’ questions in the language in which they asked them. I then moved into marketing for tourism, before getting into marketing for higher education. Had almost given up hope of using my languages actively when I met someone in Milan who was a translator, and he suggested I come out and join him in setting up a business. Which I did. After a while, I started doing market research — interviewing in Italian and writing in English — and from there I started writing for trade magazines. I do all three right now, with some editing also. I also contribute articles on cross-cultural issues to publications such as HelloMilano. http://portal.hellomilano.it

Your biggest challenge:
Dealing with what Italy is today, as opposed to what it was while my mother lived here, and then what it was in her imaginings while my sister and I were children. Let’s just say Leicester did not exactly do it for her.

What did you do to feel at home or adapt here?
It may sound crazy, but I joined an English-speaking women’s organization in Milan. Through the PWA, I met a lot of women who had had, or were having, similar experiences to mine. Knowing that I was not the only one who found certain things frustrating or hard to deal with, helped me realise that it was not me who was especially peculiar or particularly intolerant, or whatever.

What do you still have to get used to/learn?
I have been here a long time, so it is hard to think of anything I have not got used to, and still will. Noise is one that remains a bugbear. Particularly road noise. Interestingly, the Italians have now started to notice it as well.

Compare an aspect (or aspects) of your home town (or other place you’ve lived) to current town.
Milan vs. London? Where do I start? Milan is so compact you can get to see a client on the tram, and get back again on one ticket. In London, it would take you hours to get there, and it would cost a fortune! OK so the ticket prices in Milan are about to go up, but nowhere near London prices. Milan is built as concentric circles with arteries cutting through. Even someone like me, who has no sense of direction, can find her way. London is all over the place. (New York is the other city where I always know where I am going.) Milan is one-third the price of London, so a visit to the Smoke is always heart-attack inducing. Lots of fun, but severe damage to the credit cards is guaranteed! Milan: the food is great and the coffee is sensational. I don’t care what anyone says, the same is not true of London. And so on and so forth. Plus Milan is closer to Florence than is London. London does have a river, though, and lots of beautiful parks.

Latest pursuits:
Looking to explore more writing opportunities, see what else I can do. I am quite interested in screen-writing and/or doing more reporting in the health field. As you can see, I am keeping my options open.

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is not true:
That the weather would be wonderful or, in any event, that — compared to what I was used to in the UK — I would never complain about it again. Fact is, blue sky, sun, and light become the norm, before you even realise it. So when it starts raining, you complain as loudly as the Italians do.

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is true:
That the TV is not only as bad as you think it is, but it’s actually worse than you can imagine. And there is so much of it.

Your response/advice/warning to the following question: “I love Italy! I really want to live here, even though I don’t speak Italian or have a job.”
Don’t expect an easy ride. Know that unless you have a skill that you can exploit — and you may discover it while you are here — work is hard to find. Learn the language. And, if you decide after a while that you prefer this place as a holiday location, that’s OK too.

How would you sum up your Italian experience in a word (and why)?
Interesting. It has taught me a lot about myself, about my mother’s experience as a woman undergoing what would these days be called a cross-cultural experience; it has helped me develop my language skills, proved to me that I can do a lot more professionally than I ever imagined possible, and — best of all — continues to stimulate me.

Italy’s best kept secret
The sheer wealth of beauty. It’s like the opposite of Italian telly: so many places are more beautiful than you ever imagined possible, and there are so many of them.

Italy: Sicily Sings Its Own Praise

zoomata staff
posted Thu 10 July 8:56 am

Sicily is the first Italian region to blow its own horn with a specially-composed anthem. This ode to Sicily sings of a ‘triangle of peace’ and the ‘honest sun that never sets’ — in a land that seems destined to make headlines for arrivals of boat people, the Mafia and severe drought.

The debut of “Madreterra” (Motherland) sparked a predictable debate. Italy has never been a nation of flag-wavers, only recently politicians realized that technically the country has no national anthem — in an apparent oversight the de facto anthem the ‘Inno Mameli’ (Mameli Hymn) was never set down as official. Sicilians aren’t too enthusiastic about this celebration of their land; when it was played for the first time in public recently the new anthem got more jeers than cheers.

“The insults weren’t for the song so much as a political protest,” said hymn composer Vincenzo Spampinato. “Despite the problems we have, Sicily should no longer be considered a conquered place but a place that conquerors the heart.” Locals weren’t pleased that regional president Salvatore Cuffaro, under investigation for Mafia ties and on stage during the performance, had spent their money on a new ditty.

Sicily isn’t the only region of Italy getting a song to glorify it — politicians in Tuscany also have one in the works. In the land of Dante, considered the father of the modern Italian language, regional councilors announced plans to ask longtime Tuscan transplant Sting to write it. Though it wouldn’t be the first time the British singer warbled a bit in Italian, the motion also said that perhaps Tuscan schoolchildren could sing along in an effort to make it at least comprehensible for the locals. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italian Environmentalists Raise Alarm Over Illegal Fishing

by Nicole Martinelli
posted Tue 8 July 10:56 am

Italy’s age-old custom of swordfishing isn’t likely to be stopped by EU law — instead last year’s ban on dangerous nets has created a league of ‘pirate’ fishermen willing to go to extreme measures for the days’ catch.

Environmental group Legambiente reports finding the outlawed driftnets off the coast of Montecristo Island (Tuscany) — in the middle of a protected sea mammal area. Along with the day’s swordfish, these nets, which are set up vertically to lie just below the surface, trap protected species like dolphins and sperm whales.

"Kilometers and kilometers of these death nets were strung together by different fishing boats," said Legambiente spokesperson Lucia Venturi. "There were about 90 boats left in Italy that use this equipment and those should’ve been phased out — but they’re back in full force now."

Fishing has been a part of coastal life in Italy since the Romans, and swordfish has been an important part of the local bounty. The last statistics available, 1993, place Italy second for swordfish catch in the EU and about half of all those fish were snagged with driftnets. As late as 1995 — three years before the ban was first called — there were 3,500 fisherman in Italy with licenses for driftnets.

Legambiente plans to report the lawbreakers to the EU — but, ironically, these outlaws of the sea were helped by an Italian decree signed in March that leaves a loophole big enough for them to use the prohibited nets. The battle both in the water and out is likely to be long — in May rangers confiscated six of these fishing boats, known as ‘spadare,’ with driftnets and tons of catch in the southern Tyrrhenian Sea.

According to Ettore Iani, of the Italian League of Fishermen, the EU directive was due to fail.
"Most of the zones dependent upon fishing in Italy offer few alternatives," Iani said in a hearing on the European Fisheries Policy. "There are no employment alternatives. It is almost forgotten that we are discussing an industry characterized by generally low levels of education and a high average age." ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Italians Curb Kids with Electronic Bracelets

by Nicole Martinelli
posted Thu 12 June 11:36 am

Joining the chorus of cell phones animating Italian beaches this year will be warning bells from a kiddy safety device that works like an electronic bracelet for criminals.
In an effort to restore some peace to the burning sand, use of the electronic ‘restraining’ device has been promoted by the local government in Rimini, the Bel Paese’s family beach haven.

Why Italy? Indulgent mamme make for some incredibly bratty children — a recent poll of 2,500 travel-industry professionals voted Italian kids the most obnoxious and unruly in the EU. In a country where, according to UNICEF, only 50% of parents reprimand their kids, the ‘crimes’ committed by bambini on holiday range from running and shouting on airplanes, playing in elevators and generally wreaking havoc.

“Safe Kid” (perhaps better named tamed kid?) will be used to keep under control the 500,000 visitors under age 10 expected to vacation this year on the 110 kilometers of the Emilia Romagna coast. Parents can set the distance kids are allowed wander from 15-50 meters before the warning bell sounds.

Beghelli, local leader in “Help I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” gizmos, created the devices. The unbreakable, waterproof wrist band and receiver combo sell for around 85-95 euro, but the many private beaches are offering them free to families after a promotional campaign backed up by the local tourist board. The Safe Kid program debuted shortly before Italian mothers banded together for a week of fun in the area at the second annual ‘mamma convention.1999-2007 zoomata.com

Rob Keynes (Todi, Umbria)

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Currently living in: Todi (Perugia)

By way of: Sydney, Australia

How (or why) did you get here from there? As I said, it’s a long story…The short version: I had burned through about the 13th of those odd-jobs you’re supposed to get after university when a friend (also out of work) suggested a drive through Europe. The used car we bought, which had given us problems the whole way, rolled over and died while visiting friends here. He went back home, I wasn’t ready to leave just yet…That was 1998.

What role did language skills play in your experience?
Language is everything, don’t believe those people (especially other foreigners) who say you can get by, Italians don’t mind etc. It’s simply not true. Italians have a good attitude towards foreigners but you really can’t expect to make any real friendships or relationships if you cannot communicate…For me, learning Italian has been a huge challenge, I still wouldn’t call myself bilingual or even fluent, really. But I’m getting to the point where at least I can try to translate jokes–and sometimes they work out..

Latest pursuits: I’m a farm hand! I never thought I’d say that (and say it with pride, even) but that’s what I do now. My friends introduced me to some friends who have an azienda biologica –that’s bio-farm to you–and I help out wherever they need me. I learn something new every day, they’d also like to market some of these products abroad so hopefully I’ll have a big hand in trying to pull that off…I don’t regret not doing more with my studies, I’m much happier in this sort of life, at least for right now. Whether you’ll find me here in 20 years, I don’t really know…

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is not true:
Just about everything you see in those black & white Neorealist movies– the big family, the loud voices, “talking” with their hands, etc. All stereotypes have some basis in truth, but modern Italians just aren’t like that..

A preconceived notion about Italians/Italy that is true:
Italian women do not fancy men who look like farm hands! Just kidding. I mean, the other guys I work with, if you see them after work look like regular business men, they have that Italian non-casual, casual thing. Whereas I tend to look like I’ve been digging ditches all day, even if I was sweating over the business registars…It’s true there’s an expectation to cut a good figure, to look at least well groomed at all times…

Your response to the following question: “I really want to live here, but I don’t speak Italian or have a job. What do you think?”
Oh boy. I’d say go for it, I don’t think I would try to tell anyone to think twice about it even. Maybe it’s only the kind of move you can make if you’re completely ignorant as to how difficult it will be. Fortunately, I have an EU passport but that didn’t keep me from having to go through the permesso di soggiorno nightmare, it took me a long time to even get my head around it…


How would you sum up your Italian experience in a word (and why)?

Wild and worth it. Though that’s not one word, sorry. It’s been an extreme experience–the car trip was the first time I’d even been in Europe and then trying to stay here, learn the language and settle in was wildly different from just taking a long vac…

Italy’s best kept secret (music, culture, food, way to get round things)
Definitely the sagre–the food fests. They’re pretty much everywhere from summer/fall, it’s a great excuse for a ramble out to the country and fantastic foods. I keep threatening my friends they’ll have to take me to the frog fests and boar fests, but so far they’ve been spared…