Fighting Words: Use of “Terrone” in Italy

An Italian court in Trento ruled recently that even calling someone”meridionale” (Southerner) can be considered an insult. The case, which sounds a bit like a bad joke, involves a transplantedSicilian who went to the city administration offices–to inquire about howto pay garbage tax.Upon taking his leave, the Sicilian said, Thanks, Illbe back tomorrow to pay and the clerk replied, Today, tomorrow, its allthe same since you southerners dont pay anyway. The insults flew (forwhich the Sicilian was found guilty) but the appeals court ruled that he wasmerely reacting to an insult.

And I meant it, too: court rules name-calling OK

A recent decision by Italy’s Supreme Court got one hot-headed neighbor out of trouble, ruling that a common insult does not harm the “decorum” of the person it’s hurled at. Alfred L., found guilty in Florence district lower courts for damages, refused to let the matter end there. His condominium had suffered too long from the continuous problems brought about by that one, complaining inhabitant. The invective in question: “ball breaker” (rompicoglioni)–judges described the insult is an “inelegant but everyday term.” If you’re learning Italian, we recommend you stay away from using bad words (see our article on gaffe-free substitues) but it’s good to know where the line is drawn.

Titles & Professions: Getting it Right

The joke about everyone being a “Dr.” in Italy may soon change, but probably won’t have much effect on everyday courtesy titles. University reformers made national news recently after proposing to end rampant use of “doctor” title. Currently, all university graduates can brandish the title of “Dr., ” without a Ph.D. or medical degree. If law 509/99 passes, however, everyone previously awarded a degree can still expect to be called “Dottore” or “Dottoressa, ” while later classes will simply be known as graduates (“laureati.”)Titles are an everyday part of Italian life: newspapers regularly refer to Gianni Agnelli as simply “The Lawyer” (L’Avvocato), Silvio Berlusconi as “The Knight” (Il Cavaliere) and Carlo De Benedetti as “The Engineer” (L’Ingegnere). Our armchair opinion: in the lengthy list of titles used to denote distinction or profession, Dr. will probably remain the most generic way to show respect.

The Titles

The Skinny
Senatore Senator/Honorable (member of parliament). Invariable for women.
Onorevole
Cavaliere These two honorific titles merit special consideration–until recently the government doled them out by the hundreds, including to a Milanese housewife. They usually denote men of a certain stature in the business community without a university degree or other title.

Commendatore

Dottore/Dottoressa Technically anyone with a university degree, but for people under 40 usually used only in job interviews or very formal work environments.
Professore/Professoressa All teachers from middle-school level onwards are Professors.
Architetto Architects, engineers and lawyers. These university grads get a special titles, instead of plain old "Dr.," ostensibly in recognition for bar exams and Professional Orders. They’re used in masculine forms for women, too.
Ingegnere
Avvocato
Ragioniere Accountants (ragionieri) and surveyors (geometra) are not usually university grads (otherwise they automatically become "Dr.") but they must pass certification exams and belong to the Professional Order, so they get a distinct title. Invariable for women.

Geometra

Signore/Signora Bare minimum title to address anyone presumed:
a)considerably older b)of unknown educational background.

New economy = new words, but dialect makes a comeback

A mixed blessing for students of Italian: more English terms have become Italian standards, making it easier to cheat, but more dialect is seeping into everyday Italian making it harder to study. The new edition of the Zingarelli dictionary for 2001 contains terms like “standing ovation,” “appetizer”, “mobbing,” “trolley” and “new economy.” Increase in Internet use has lead to the Italianization of terms like “portal” (portale) to chat (chattare) to clic (cliccare), but terms borrowed from local dialects are increasing too. Examples: Roman (piacione, friccico) Neapolitan (ammoina) and Sardinian (malloreddus). No comment was made from the Accademia della Crusca (Crusca Academy), the national language academy of Italy and the oldest such institution in Europe.

Related resources:
Wordsmith Stefano Bartezzaghi on “italenglish”
www.repubblica.it/online/societa/linguaggio/linguaggio/linguaggio.html

Roman- Italian dictionary
www.turbozaura.com/manuale.html

Introduction to Neapolitan pronunciation, in English
www.duesicilie.org/Neapolitan3.html
Irreverent site, click on “coddabolario” for Sardinian vocab
http://web.tiscalinet.it/codda/index2.html

Getting Back the City Keys

Every once in awhile missing artifacts do come back, even if a couple of centuries later. The keys to the gate of San Gallo in Florence were returned to the city on May 9, 2000 after being stolen by Spanish troops in 1536. No one seems to be able to trace what happened to them until the pair of keys turned up at a Sotheby’s auction in 1936 where art historian Cecil Roth snapped them up. The keys would’ve been returned to the city some 30 years earlier, when Roth bequeathed them to Florence, if city officials had been quicker to process the paperwork. The pair of keys to San Gallo, one of the principal doors to the city, are the only original ones in existence.

Best in Italian Gossip

The country that gave birth to the term "paparazzo" was bound to make a splash in so-called "entertainment news." Italians call it cronaca rosa or pink news, but the bevy of topless beauties in these magazines make gossip rags a national pastime for both sexes. Although the latest trend, the extremely unappetizing spectacle of male politicians changing bathing suits, could hardly becalled equal opportunity.
If you’re in Italy, check out "Chi" (cousin to "Hello!"), "Novella 2000," "Eva 2000"(or sleazier version "Eva 3000") and downmarket "Scoop" and "Stop."

The online versions of these faves have yet to come about, but there are a host of sites specializing in what could be the perfect vacation literature.

Related resources:
www.dagospia.it
get the most venom for your click…

www.buzznet.it
gossip from leading weekly Panorama teamed with topless photo of the week.

www.papizone.com
Former paparazzo turned game-show host & adoring husband, Enrico Papi’s fun house. Move through rooms of the cartoony site– be sure to flush the toilet for the "worst in gossip."

www.margherita.net/news/news.shtml
international news/gossip from this women’s run site.

www.gossipnews.it/index.shtml
despite pink appearance includes gossip about high-finance movers & shakers

www.diviedive.com
politicians and "artistic nudes" of Italian celebs.

TV Priest Favorite for Italian Women

“He would understand me in a way my husband never could,” commented one female viewer. Don Giovanni D’Ercole, a priest who reads the Gospel on state broadcaster RAI’s morning magazine (Raiuno Mattina), was voted the “most trustworthy” man on Italian television. D’ercole, who bears a vague resemblance to Richard Chamberlain of “Thornbirds” fame, beat out noted doctors, presenters and journalists. The results were a “surprise” to ad agency BRW & Partners, which conducted the focus group of 978 women between 25-55 to find which current male stars appeal most to female audiences.The recent trend of TV dramas which feature handsome, heroic priests must have had some influence–the runner-up was actor Massimo Dapporto, who recently played priest Don Marco in the series “Casa Famiglia.”Copy & Paste for Dapporto, a dashing man of the cloth who conducts biblical archeology, on a scooter.

Saintly Spectacles: St. Francis Takes Center Stage

There was bound to be a boom in religious-inspired entertainment during the Jubilee year, harder to predict, however, that St. Francis of Assisi would become the center of attention. The patron saint of animals is the object of two musicals and an album by singer/songwriter Angelo Branduardi.
“Francesco, il Musical” is the result of collaboration between American Dick Leach, best known for creating the children’s program Barney & Friends and acclaimed writer Vincenzo Cerami, noted for long collaboration with Roberto Benigni. After a trip to Assisi in 1987, Leach was inspired to produce the musical and determined to stage the production in the birthplace of the saint– overcoming the lack of venue by building the Lyrick Theater. The protagonist of the sumptuous production (total cost: around $12 million USD) is a young priest, Leonardo, who longs to emulate the saint. In Italian with English supertitles.
www.francescoilmusical.com/home.html

“Forza Venite Gente,” is the re-edition of a musical by Michele Paulicelli. The original version, created in 1981, logged in over 2,000 performances in Italy and hit stages in Poland and Mexico. Paulicelli, former frontman for 1970s band Pandemonium, says his aim was to show the lighter and joyous aspects of the saint’s life and love of nature. The no-frills production garnered a recommendation from the Artistic and Cultural Commission of the Jubilee and the success has inspired Paulicelli to start work a second musical–on Mother Theresa. www.forzavenitegente.com/mappa.htm

St. Francis: the Album Angelo Branduardi’s latest effort “Infinitamente piccolo” is a complex work of prose and music, woven together by contributing musicians like Morricone, Madredeus and Franco Battiato. The best way to experience it-listen to excerpts from the live performance in Assisi. www.kwvideo.kataweb.it/archivio/webcast/branduardi/frame_branduardi.htm
For tour dates: www.branduardi.com

So, why St. Francis? The bare outlines of his story transcend the time he lived in –1181 to 1226. He had it all (and when he did, lived it up) but renounced his wealth in favor of a spiritual life in harmony with the environment and not without the usual pangs. Interesting to note the figure of Sister Chiara–noted platonic flirt of the saint–figures in both plays.

Italy by Numbers: Modern-day sins

79% don’t fear consequences of sins
72% think pride, not humility, is indispensable
67% believe that sin exists
29% excessive smoking is a sin
22% worst sin: being a turncoat
15% believe lies constitute sin

The seven deadly sins, considered an express ticket to hell since the Middle Ages, have been replaced by other vice. For 860 Italians between 18-45 interviewed by a popular men’s magazine, most don’t even make the list.
Both pride and sloth (only 15% knew what "l’accidia" meant) went by the wayside as milder versions like self-esteem and relaxation are considered necessary in frantic modern life.
Lust, greed and gluttony were condemned mainly for the undesirable effects of getting a divorce, thrown into jail or growing out of the Armani trousers–not for fear of celestial repercussions. Envy and anger weren’t even taken into consideration.
An unnerving discovery: cutting a good figure in public ("fare la bella figura") is not only important, but being poorly dressed or improperly dressed for the occasion can actually be "guilt provoking" for some Italians.

Related resources:
www.iltuosito.it/iltuosuccesso/look.htm
One way to keep guilt at bay: get the right look.

Italy by Numbers: Padre Pio, a Booming Industry

7,500,000 overnight visitors to San Giovanni Rotondo, 1999
2,241 hotel beds available
49 hotels currently under construction
2,156 dedicated prayer groups, worldwide
40 billion USD (90 billion lire) est. yearly profits

Despite formal denials, word has it the Vatican will send an emissary to understand just what goes on in the “miracle” village dedicated to Padre Pio. San Giovanni Rotondo, perennially under construction in the province of Foggia, has been under increasing assault by pilgrims since the beatification of the Capuchin monk in May 1999. Work in progress includes a church, designed by Renzo Piano, big enough for 10,000 people. The Church is keeping an eye of developments -should Pio, a stigmatist with one recognized miracle, be made a saint the numbers will explode.
www.padre-pio.com

The official site, includes a virtual tour of the sanctuary