Italy Crowns Miss Secessionist Beauty

Italy’s Northern League may have softened secessionist policies, but it’s still electing Miss Padania, symbol of an independent republic. The beauty pageant, which requires a residence certificate for eligibility, started in 1998 as an anti-Miss Italy contest with over 1,000 young women vying for the title.

Instated the year after Northern League leader Umberto Bossi proclaimed the Federal Republic of Padania, the contest now has all the trappings of regular pageants. Some 3,000 people crowded into a stadium in Milan to see 28 finalists saunter across a stage in kelly-green swimsuits (the party color, a runner-up is called "Miss Green Shirt"), the event was presided over by popular leggy TV personality Louisa Corna, mayor Gabriele Albertini and broadcast live on a local TV station.

When winner Alice Grassi, an 18-year-old from the province of Brescia who dreams of becoming a showgirl, was fitted out the crown she refused to say whether she was a member of the Northern League or talk about politics.

"No comment," replied Grassi, adjusting what looks like a halo of silver spoons over her long blonde extensions. "I’m not really very interested in politics and I don’t want to make any off-the-cuff remarks." Better to keep quiet — during her reign, she’s obligated not to make any comments that conflict with the Northern League’s ideals.

Fortunately for party line, there were none of the soul-searching questions usually put to contestants in beauty pageants. It was clear from many of the women’s likes (traditional Southern Italian foods like pizza and spaghetti alla carbonara) that other than having residence in Northern Italy, they weren’t particularly interested in local traditions. That Miss Padania has gone mainstream is further evidenced by the grand prize — a week’s vacation in the Southern region of Calabria, donated by that region’s tourist board.

The women mostly paraded — in disco jumpsuits, in swimsuits and twice in evening wear to music like Shaggy’s "Sexy Lady." Only one contestant tried to play up secessionist sympathies by reading a poem in shaky Venetian dialect for her talent segment. Grassi, for instance, danced to "Girls Just Want to Have Fun," while another recited a monologue from the American film "The Big Kahuna."

The evening was not without its more embarrassing moments — from guests host Marco Balestri announced but weren’t in fact present to toilet humor in dialect. Numerous prizes were handed out, one to the ‘Padanian Cubs,’ described by the only member who showed up (the others didn’t feel like it, the 8-year-old said candidly) as ‘almost as good as the Boy Scouts.’

Party Leader Umberto Bossi was undoubtedly the star of the evening, filling up gaps in the proceedings by making jokes and patting backs like the most accomplished TV host playing to a crowd of adoring fans.

The less coherent moments will no doubt hit the cutting room floor when proceedings are cleaned up for broadcast on national network Rete 4 on February 23 in what might now safely be called an Italian event. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.

Related resources:
Italy and Its Discontents
Historian Paul Ginsborg’s fascinating take on the modern kaleidescope of Italian politics…

www.misspadania.com
The official site…

Love Affair with Italy Gets Bizarre Hollywood Treatment

“Under the Tuscan Sun,” the sentimental story of an American fixing up a villa in one of Italy’s most beautiful regions, just got a movie fix-up.
Touchstone Pictures recently wrapped up the shooting in Cortona of a story which has little in common with the autobiographical tale in the book but sports the well-known title.

Instead of a middle-aged-ish, married humanities professor (Frances Mayes) movie-goers will get a sexy Diane Lane as a single lawyer who finds love with handsome Raoul Bova, the Italian actor best known for a nearly-naked calendar and who also boasts a miniseries credit as St. Francis.
The rolling hills of Cortona sound like the only thing the book and movie have in common, but then again “Under the Tuscan Sun” has practically morphed into a brand-name for an international community who longs to lead the dolce vita in Italy.
In a relatively short time, Mayes has done for Tuscany what Peter Mayle has done for Provence — create an industry catering to would-be expats and armchair travelers . Her 1996 book was a bestseller for two years, translated into 14 languages, spawned a sequel (“Bella Tuscany”), coffee-table photo extravaganza (“In Tuscany”) and a calendar.
“The rhythm of Tuscan dining may throw us off but after a long lunch outside, one concept is clear — siesta,” writes Mayes in her first book about La Toscana. “The logic of a three-hour fall through the crack of the day makes perfect sense. Best to pick up that Piero della Francesca book, wander upstairs and give in to it.”
Right, so it doesn’t make for an action-packed scene, but screenwriter Audrey Wells has also thrown other picturesque Italian locations into the mix including Florence, Positano, Montepulciano, Siena and Rome.
Although set photos from the unofficial site show a perfectly chic Lane trotting about a perfectly lovely Italy, fans of the book are unlikely to accept her as the everywoman heroine of the print version when the movie arrives in US theaters in the autumn of 2003.

Related resources:
www.under-the-tuscan-sun.com
Bits & bobs on the filming, Cortona and Tuscany in general from the unofficial site…

http://digilander.libero.it/raulbova2001
Bova’s sexy calendar — kind of related…

Italians Launch Nepotism: the Game Show

A new game show centers on what could arguably be one of the Italy’s worst faults: nepotism.
“I Raccomandati” (Recommended People) where celebrities root for friends or family members trying to make it into show business, made a strong debut on Italian state broadcaster RAI.
The TV show premiered the same week yet another Italian scientist fled abroad citing ‘rampant nepotism.’ The resulting brain drain has become a ‘national crisis’ said President Ciampi who tried, unsuccessfully, to keep the scientist in question from transferring his expertise elsewhere.
The first episode featured politician Ignazio La Russa promoting a comedian friend, singer Tosca d’Aquino trying to get her mother into the spotlight and showgirl Adriana Volpe with a cousin who does celebrity imitations. Admittedly, even the show’s writer says he received a ‘little push’ from TV host brother-in-law Alberto Castagna to get on board.
Celebs make a case for performers, then viewers vote the winners who, in addition to the prime-time publicity, snag a vacation.

Italians, apparently, don’t mind the entertainment version of this age-old system — ratings for ‘I Raccomandati’ were good, the show came in second after a prime-time movie but beat out the Milan-Chievo soccer game — garnering over six million viewers. .?1999-2008 zoomata.com

Italian Priest Beats Pinups for Most Popular Calendar

Italians are ringing in the new year with the last calendar penned by undisputed publishing phenomenon Father Mariangelo da Cerqueto — despite the lack of pulchritude his calendar "Frate Indovino" (Brother Fortuneteller) has been a sell out since 1946. The priest died at the age of 87 in November 2002.

The homespun wisdom of Brother Fortuneteller is rooted in daily weather forecasts–the calendar first gained popularity with farmers in Father Mariangelo’s native Perugia in Umbria for the accuracy of predictions made. The secret? The capuchin priest used a manuscript from the 1600s found in monastery archives.
The calendar, which sells between six and eight million copies yearly in Italy and abroad, dispenses pearls of wisdom like: “Since onions produce tears, chop them in moments of political or emotional turmoil” as well as recipes, folklore and proverbs. Sales of the priest’s calendar, which retails for about $3 each, top those of dozens topless calendars glutting newsstands each year.
Income from the Frate Indovino publishing house, which includes books and videos, fund the order’s missionary works.
Although the 2003 edition is the last one written by Father Mariangelo, the publishing house has plans to carry on with the calendars.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Related resources:
www.ofmcappuccini.umbria.it/indovino/index.htm
Official site for the Frate Indovino publishing house–and yes, they do e-commerce…

365 Days in Italy Calendar 2003

‘Thumb Tribes’ Drive Italian Charity

Italians gave thumbs up to recent charity drives letting them send donations for disaster victims through text messages on cell phones.

"Help Now," the campaign organized by daily Corriere della Sera and news program TG5, has seen donations sent in by so-called ‘thumb tribes’ or mobile phone users top or equal those sent in by credit card. Aid for earthquake victims in San Giuliano was approximately three million euro for both credit cards and SMS messages; at 942,000 euro the amount pulled in from text messages is more than triple sent in by credit cards to help flood victims in Northern Italy.

The bulk of donations were still sent in the old-fashioned way, by bank transfer, because Italians are also wary of trusting checks to the vagaries of the national postal system. With 40, 000 text messages sent in Italy daily, these humanitarian SMS campaigns may soon catch up with traditional methods. Part of the phenomenon is certainly the ease and low cost of sending an blank SMS at the cost of one euro to help earthquake or flood victims and the other part is likely attributable to low numbers of Italians who own and use credit cards.

"Thanks for your help for people harmed by the recent floods in the North," the text message sent as confirmation is a quick hit, one of the keys to success for this type of communication.
Italy has one of the worlds’ highest per capita cell phone rates –by 2005 the number of mobile phone lines will outnumber Italians by almost three million. The explanation given by the national observatory for mobile phones is simple: many Italians have more than one SIM card for the same phone. About half of Italians consider cell phones essential for keeping in touch with friends and family, some 40% use them every day, while less than 20% use them for work. This element of family ties to the ‘cellulare’ or ‘telefonino’ has led to exponential growth in the mobile phone sector — in 2001 there were 33 million cell phone numbers and, if expert predictions hold true, that number will almost double in the next three years. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.

Related resources:
Learn Italian for Mobile Phones

Italian Sexy Calendar Craze

by Nicole Martinelli
posted Tue Nov 8 14:07 pm

In an effort to fuel Italy’s sexy calendar craze, one noted photographer has shot 12 months of nearly-naked "Madonnas."
The Italian press calls it the starlet war and they mean it: calendars are a 10 million USD a year industry here and magazines that feature them often sell astronomical quantities for getting the right starlet or TV hosts to bear all.

The "erotic-artistic" photos by Alberto Magliozzi are sure to stand out in the ranks of 2003 girlie calendars — the cover of "Madonne" features a bare-breasted woman with a halo, bloody hands, gauzy white fabric draped around her waist and stiletto heels. Shot in Matera and set in and around the town’s famous stone cave dwellings, most are over the top even by Italian standards. Magliozzi says the photos show a "new dimension," saying they transmit "innocence, desperation, pain, suffering and sincerity" — the milder ones feature models breast feeding, washing their hands and bearing stigmas.

The fall race to grab the public attention for next year’s calendars is on in full force. Before truck drivers and office managers get through last years’ glossy nearly-nude shots, news shows are flaunting “exclusive backstage footage” of Italian small-screen stars like Elisabetta Canalis, Emanuela Folliero and Alessia Fabiani pouting for 2003 calendars. While these sexy shots might be considered strictly "men’s magazine" fare outside the country, they have become a staple of mainstream Italian publications. Top newsweekly Panorama, never loath to feature a naked woman on the cover under any pretense, features curvy Mediterranean beauty Louisa Corna in this year’s calendar. The record for calendar/magazine combo is currently held by Sabrina Ferilli posing for Max, which sold 750,000 copies in 2000.

Fans of the famous Pirelli calendar, known for its arty shots and extravagant themes, will be surprised to find men along with the international beauties in the 2003 version. Among them are actors Enrico Lo Verso and Alessandro Gassman posing, mostly dressed, with the likes of Heidi Klum, Sophie Dahl and Yamila Diaz-Rahi. Good-looking men with staples in their navels are, however, harder to come by this year: Alessandro Gassman will bare all for his second sexy calendar and newcomer Albanian dancer Kledi is making his debut.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

Zoomata is the brainchild of a bilingualjournalist based in Italy who thinks out of the box. This brain is for hire.

Related resources:
www.materanet.com/notizie/madonne/copertina.asp
Holy Mamma! The Madonna calendar

www.panorama.it/societa/protagonisti/media/ix1-A020001016141
Soft news? The Panorama calendar

www.corriere.it/speciali/calendari2003
Calendar round-up (includes the Pirelli and the Housewives Calendar) from leading daily Corriere della Sera.

www.puntinipuntini.it/gassman/gennaio.html
Preview of Gassman’s calendar

www.kledi.it/download.htm
The dancer in shirtless version…

Nazi-Porn Viewing Experience (Yawn)

We couldn’t resist taking a look at Nazi Porn flick “Women’s Camp 119,” if nothing else for the sheer fun of getting an especially raised eyebrow from our newsstand man. Well, the movie is bad. Not “good bad” or “scary bad” just plain bad, even the fact that “camp” is part of the title can’t save it.
Murky audio, skittish camera work, two-penny gore and liberal dose of almost quaint soft-porn characterize an effort which can best be described as for afficionados only.
“Women’s Camp 119” called “KZ-9 Lager di Sterminio” in Italian (dir. Bruno Mattei,1977), tells the story of a group of women interned in fictional Rosenhausen, where a nefarious doctor carries out perverse and ludicrous experiments– including the “rehabilitation” of two homosexuals by lip-licking, leering former prostitutes. The love story between the good doctor and his Jewish assistant is, predictably, doomed but final justice awaits an escaped prisoner who gets revenge on the evil doctor. In our staff screening, only half the group sat through the whole thing, and that with applied fast forwarding. Legend has it Mattei, prolific director of z-movies, was once asked what he considered his best film. Mattei is said to have responded, “None of them.”
We asked a second opinion from cult movie critic Robert Firsching. Firsching, whose encyclopedic “Amazing World of Cult Movies” site reviews 1,618 flicks, is especial fan of Italian horror movies of the 1970s. Here’s his take.

Second Opinion: Q&A with cult movie buff

zoomata> Where would you draw the line between genre and dangerous?

Firsching> I think the distinction has a great deal to do with the particular film’s tone. In the case of “KZ-9 Lager di Sterminio,” (ed. note: the Italian title) the film’s point of view is clearly one of condemnation. Although it was released as part of a flood of films exploiting Nazi atrocities, it clearly takes no pleasure in them. I think it is actually a far better education for young viewers than a film like “Schindler’s List,” which tiptoes around the horrors, or the various documentaries providing camp footage which is already so familiar as to have lost its impact. I would include another war atrocity film, the Chinese “Hei Tai Yang 731” (aka “Men Behind the Sun”) as an example of graphic violence being used to hammer home a historical point to jaded audiences.

zoomata> What role does the quality/age of these films have in your answer?

Firsching> I don’t think quality or age play as much of a role as “intent,” for lack of a better word. Consider a film like “Sleepers,” certainly a quality film, but one which teaches that it’s okay to lie in court, commit murder, and basically subvert the entire justice system because you were abused as a child. I found “Sleepers” far more offensive than even the most grotesque of the Italian Nazi films, because all of the ones I’ve seen at least have some moral compass.

zoomata> These films seem to be readily available on the Internet but most people wouldn’t know they even exist–is it a matter of how they’re distributed that makes a difference?

Firsching> “Well, “KZ-9″ is not a film for everyone. It’s brutal, graphic, and quite horrifying. But I don’t think it should be banned or would incite anyone to commit a crime, if that’s what you mean. If anything, a Jewish person seeing the film might be enraged enough to seek retaliation against a German, but I certainly can’t see why Jewish groups would object to the presentation.”

zoomata> Why did Italian directors make such a contribution to what you dubbed “Nazi-themed Sexploitation Films”?

Firsching> Italian exploitation has always been based on taking one successful film and making numerous copies and reworkings of it in a brief span of time, milking all the money out of the concept as long as it lasts. Italian directors had plenty of incentive after Liliana Cavani’s “Il Portiere di Notte” (1973) and Tinto Brass’s “Salon Kitty” (1975) both did well at the box-office. That led to 8 such films in 1976 and 3 more in 1977, as well as 3 French entries between 1976-78. After that, the well ran dry and the Italians turned their efforts to zombies, cannibals, Caligula and Mad Max.

Related links:
www.awcm.com

Vintage ‘Nazi-Porn’ Flicks Hit Newsstands

by Nicole Martinelli

Among the usual videocassettes of dubious taste vying for attention in Italian kiosks are a series of vintage “Nazi-porn” flicks.
The Sex and Violence collection, released as a supplement to cult-movie magazine Nocturno, has sparked debate on a little-known chapter in Italian movie making.

Love Lager” and “The Gestapo’s Last Orgy” are two titles in a series of 11 cheesy soft-porn knockoffs made by Italian directors in 1976-1977 on the coattails of two important and controversial films.

Night Porter” by Liliana Cavani and “Salò” by Pier Paolo Pasolini, which explored the tenebrous confines of sex and power in W.W.II, both met with savage criticism and censorship at the time of release. B-grade horror movie directors like Bruno Mattei and Sergio Garrone banked on the publicity of the avant-garde films, but carefully made a hot topic squeak by censors — hard-core scenes were often shot separately and inserted afterwards for foreign distribution.

In a quarter of a century, public opinion about the films has reversed. “Night Porter” and “Salò” (in which some censored scenes were “reinstated”) were sold recently as supplements to mainstream publications at newsstands. This time around they were hailed as cinema classics by news weekly L’Espresso and daily L’Unità, while the re-release of the sub-genre from an amateurish fanzine seems destined to make brouhaha.

“Finally on video, the most crude and violent Nazi movie ever made…Painstakingly restored from the only existing print at the Center for Experimental Cinema…a must-see of the Eros-swastika genre,” hawks the cover of “KZ-9 Lager di Sterminio” (“Women’s Camp 119).” For our review of the film, see the editor’s notebook.

The publicity ploy seems to have worked — four neighborhood newsstands ran out mid-month of the March issue of Nocturno with videocassette, which retails for about $10 USD.

“We’re currently evaluating whether there are grounds for legal action,” said Emanuele Fiano, former president of Milan’s Jewish community in a phone interview with zoomata. “It’s the coupling of sex and violence with such an important history that disturbs me,” he said. “Young people may find it appealing and it only perpetuates the Nazi myth.”

Fiano admits, though, the matter could well become a legal quagmire — courts are unlikely to block films, now considered offensive, that were originally given the green light for viewers over age 18 a generation ago.

“The (Nazi movies) passed perhaps because they weren’t noteworthy,” commented Alessandro Loppi, cinema critic for Jewish community portal Morashà who is currently working on an encyclopedia of Italian cinema for publisher Treccani. “Or worse yet, to be malicious about it, you could say they weren’t boycotted (at the time of release) because they didn’t offend most people.”

Nocturno editor Manilo Gomarasca, who declined to be interviewed for this article, was quoted in Italian daily il Giorno as saying, “These aren’t films worth giving more importance than they deserve. They’re naive films by today’s standards and they had no political intent nor were they meant to be offensive. “

Perhaps a sort of cinematic Darwinism would seem appropriate for these forgettable films, but a search revealed most are readily available outside Italy, on the Internet.

“Until recently, Americans and Japanese were more interested in Italy’s minor movies than Italians were,” said journalist and pop-culture observer Aldo Dalla Vecchia. The so-called erotic Italian comedies of the 1970s, for example, were rediscovered only recently by mass audiences when Walter Veltroni, former Culture Minister, professed his admiration for Edwige Fenech, first lady of the genre. Then, Dalla Vecchia remarked, “they instantly became cult movies-before that they were considered trash programming and only aired on minor networks at insomniac hours.”

In the March editorial, Gomarasca, after apologizing for Nocturno’s erratic publishing schedule says the magazine distributes these films with the intent of giving cult-film fans the occasion to see rare movies and judge for themselves.

“Personally, I don’t see anything scandalous in the re-release (of the Nazi movies),” said Loppi. “If anything it confirms the way things are in Italy. In a country where people are adequately sensitive, no one would dream of buying certain films, let alone distribute them, shoot them, write them or finance them.”

‘Garnish Girls’ Get Expensive Good-bye

Further proving the popularity of skimpily-clad dancing girls embellishing all too many Italian TV programs, a retiree spent three-months pension to wish them well upon forced ‘retirement.’ Claudio Baudazzi, 73, took out a quarter-page ad in the Corriere della Sera to bid addio to Maddalena Cornavaglia and Elisabetta Canalis, go-go dancers on satirical program “Striscia la Notizia,” one of the most-watched programs on Italian TV.
Garnish girls (likened to parsley with the nickname “prezzemoline”) have become a fixture in Italian television since Silvio Berlusconi’s commercial networks started using them in 1983 program “Drive In.”
Following tradition, the two, called "veline" on Striscia, are given the boot after a season. Popularity of the current couple tripled their time ‘in office’ but as thousands of young Italian women participated in tryouts to be the next hot-pants clad dancing duo, at least one fan was moved at their passing.
"Profound gratitude for having transmitted such joy, serenity and love to an audience of all ages," wrote Baudazzi who spent around $5,000 for the ad. "In a breath of spring, Maddy and Eli passed lightly over TV screens leaving an indelible impression in the minds and hearts of everyone."

Almost every game or variety show on commercial or state networks now has these gyrating/lip synching girls, dressed in competitively succinct costumes. A constant media preoccupation, they are faulted with contributing to the demise of more sober "Good Evening Girls," once a hallmark at state broadcaster RAI. The Good Evening Girls, who greeted viewers and announced upcoming programs, have been cut by 70% in favor of fast-moving promos. The passing of these announcers, seen up to 60 times a day and praised for composure and correct Italian, was noted in a study by Rome’s Institute for Psychological Studies.

Related links:
www.publiweb.com/cgi-bin/goto?www.veline.cjb.net
Photos, calendar, interviews, video segments of dance routines — one of many sites dedicated to them.

www.striscialanotizia.it/veline.htm
The official veline page — with a hall of fame…