Best in Italian Gossip

The country that gave birth to the term "paparazzo" was bound to make a splash in so-called "entertainment news." Italians call it cronaca rosa or pink news, but the bevy of topless beauties in these magazines make gossip rags a national pastime for both sexes. Although the latest trend, the extremely unappetizing spectacle of male politicians changing bathing suits, could hardly becalled equal opportunity.
If you’re in Italy, check out "Chi" (cousin to "Hello!"), "Novella 2000," "Eva 2000"(or sleazier version "Eva 3000") and downmarket "Scoop" and "Stop."

The online versions of these faves have yet to come about, but there are a host of sites specializing in what could be the perfect vacation literature.

Related resources:
www.dagospia.it
get the most venom for your click…

www.buzznet.it
gossip from leading weekly Panorama teamed with topless photo of the week.

www.papizone.com
Former paparazzo turned game-show host & adoring husband, Enrico Papi’s fun house. Move through rooms of the cartoony site– be sure to flush the toilet for the "worst in gossip."

www.margherita.net/news/news.shtml
international news/gossip from this women’s run site.

www.gossipnews.it/index.shtml
despite pink appearance includes gossip about high-finance movers & shakers

www.diviedive.com
politicians and "artistic nudes" of Italian celebs.

“Big Brother,” the TV Show

Italians finally got a local version of much hyped-reality television with ten people filmed 24 hours a day in a clapboard house in Cinecitt?–sexual activity in the house has given Italians the “gold medal” even if the performance was a quick one…”Big Brother” (Grande Fratello) has all the makings of a media circus. Competing in the 100-day king of the hill contest, are an engineer, a butcher, an aspiring beautician, an artist, a dad and several students. All are between the ages of 23-35.

The Latin lover myth lives on: Pietro got Cristina behind the couch for a love moment – away from hundreds of video cameras- in under a week in Italy’s voyeur contest “Grande Fratello.” This gives Italians the gold medal for sex in a hit format that has swept Europe. The Dutch participants took 35 days, Germans and Brits 21 days before a love spark in prime time.

The romp boosted low ratings and although the program confirms many stereotypes (6/10 members smoke, women do all the housework) the public, especially men, boycotted his behavior.
“If Pietro is supposed to represent young Italian men, I’m going to become Austrian and besides, his entire performance only lasted two minutes,” quips one man in the “Grande Fratello” forum. Other men said they were “embarrassed” and “ashamed” by his behavior. Pietro, a student from Frosinone whose favorite film is “Braveheart,” is already trying to seduce another contestant, Marina. An online poll of Corriere Della Sera readers voted to boot him from the show– because of his “love them & leave them” behavior. The first two of ten players will be ousted on Thursday. One of the major differences in the Italian version—the last person standing nabs a measly Lit. 250.000.000 (around $125,000 USD). Trying to recoup on a nearly $10 million investment producers are hoping it will be “spicy” enough to hold interest

Related resources:
www.grandefratello.com Forum, chat, live cameras, player profiles
www.corriere.it/speciali/grandefratello.shtml
The full poll and all the surrounding chatter

Italy by Numbers: Shopping and the 5 senses

49% Poly-sensualists
21% Indifferents
12% Fussy
9% Maniacal Hedonists
8% Sensory Impotents
The majority of Italians are on a quest for “well-being and pleasure through the communion of the five senses” when shopping, according to a study commissioned by cosmetics giant Palmolive which interviewed 2,001 Italians aged 14-79. This category of “poly-sensualists,” typified by 30-year-olds from Tuscany and Emilia Romagna, privileges smell over the other senses when making purchases. The next largest group, at only 21%, are the “indifferents” ?could be considered the parents of the majority at around 60 years old, residing in Sicily, Rome or Sardinia and more interested in quantity than quality. The extreme “hedonists” would be the 20-year-old grandkids, aggressive nightclubbers intent on being bombarded with sensory overload, like thumping music while driving. “(The findings) represent the democratization of pleasure,” comments Enrico Finzi, director of the research institute that conducted the 2001 study. “Well-being is widespread in Italy?otherwise the middle classes would not be allowed to concern themselves with the search for pleasure.”Related resources:www.misex.net/simpa.htmlHard to call high-tech blow-up doll Amanda, “hosting” Italy’s most famous sex fair, a communion of the senses, but the official site offers some tame dirty jokes for your Italian repetoire.

Pavarotti + Deep Purple = Nessun Dorma

The cause is worthy (children in Afghanistan) the duets, a bit less.Follow the spectacle online which will see the trebling tenor sing with Tom Jones (Delilah), Morcheeba, Anastasia, Barry While and Italian talents Fiorella Mannoia & pop legend Patty Pravo. Starts at 8:45 p.m Italian time., but the “best of'” with audio clips will slated to be online by weeks end. (May 29, 2001)www.lucianopavarotti.it

The Sopranos on Italian TV

Italian American mob saga “The Sopranos” met with unexpected approval by Italian audiences and critics. Despite debuting on a Tuesday after midnight, it pulled in around 1 million viewers, according to Auditel ratings reports. Critics universally praised the show –including Catholic newspaper Avvenire. “It’s worth watching, thanks to a screenplay that goes in depth and brings out the crisis of modern families and individuals,” wrote Mirella Poggialini.
The Sopranos sound remarkably restrained Italian–only older characters and some bit players use vague Neapolitan speak.** A far cry from the practice of "localizing" American sitcoms (notably "The Nanny" and "Rosanne") by turning characters into Italian Americans with thick Southern accents.
The mid-week slot at season’s end indicated lack of confidence, but Canale 5 will air the remaining 12 episodes (called "I Soprano") on Saturday nights. The program was not highly publicized, but owes the critical mass of viewers to a talked-about awards show, which swept ratings and ran over into the Soprano time slot. Network officials should’ve doubted less–the portrayal may rile Italian Americans, but the Mafia’s growing involvement in waste disposal is an everyday topic in the Italian press.?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Related resources:
www.legambientedoc.it/centro/abstract/bq.htm
Tony Soprano’s counterparts: a report on Italy’s expanding "Eco-mafia"

**(guaglione, va’ttinn, monnezz’)

Miss Secessionist Beauty Contest

The Northern League may have softened secessionist policies, but it’s still electing Miss Padania, symbol of an independent Lombardy. The beauty pageant, which requires a residence certificate for eligibility, started in 1997 as an anti-Miss Italia contest with over 1,000 young women vying for the title. Umberto Bossi, leader of the Lega Nord, gave his official blessing in 1998 and still presides over the pageant held each spring. Forty women between 18-25 saunter across the stage in kelly-green swimsuits (the party color, a runner-up will win “Miss Green Shirt”) in hopes of garnering the pink flower crown.
If the party has toned down the secessionist shtick, why keep the beauty contest? “Miss Padania gives back pride in our homeland and our people that the Italians managed to take away from us,” says Mirko, 21, on “La Padania” newspaper web site. Winning the title doesn’t, however, exclude these politically-aligned beauties from participating in national competitions–Gladys Bounous, crowned Miss “Sun of the Alps” also holds the Italian title for Miss “Wet T-shirt.”
Take a look at previous winners:
www.madeinpadania.com/eridania2/missp/2000/ecco_le_prime_reginette.htm

Italy’s Miss Over 40 beauty contest

 

miss_overApparently, women of all ages adore the idea of parading around in a sash and crown–including grandmothers. Italy’s famed “Miss Over” contest for women who should know better–aged 40-60–is rustling up contestants for September’s pageant.

The application form doesn’t ask for measurements, but a special section is dedicated to plastic surgery. Would-be beauty queens are first asked to describe a hobby, favorite actor/singer and a lifelong dream. The last question: “Plastic surgery: yes/no If yes, specify: face, bust, other.”

Unlike contests for younger women, a nip or tuck is not prohibited in Miss Over, which started in Rimini in 1993. However, in the interest of fairness, the jury should be aware which contestants have a leg (or a chin or bust) up on the competition. Of contestants the organizers say: “these women maintain the enthusiasm of youth, the desire to be admired, maybe even by fibbing about some small re-touching, lift or ‘enhancement’ to their bodies.”

Some 900 women are braving the swimsuit and talent competitions to be in finals….

Check them out: Miss Over

Mystery Ebook Keeps Them Guessing

Lots of press buzz for Italian e-book “Malcontenta” — for the format and for its readers. The site, which conceals the author’s identity, features testimonials from starlets previously thought to read only above the dotted line. “Poetic, real, romantic: it seems written with a woman’s sensitivity,” opines television presenter Tamara Don?.
Up to now, e-books have been used largely for promotion in Italy, where even Stephen King will release “Plant” in a hard-copy version. In June, the publisher gave away 100 downloadable copies of “China Killer,” a thriller on the Chinese Mafia set in Milan, before releasing the regular version.
Remains unclear whether "Malcontenta" is a promotional gimmick — the author is either famous or well connected – or an attempt to create Italian digital literature.
Either way– the clean, thoughtful prose makes for a good read.

Related resources:
www.malcontenta.it
Publishing giant Mondadori’s “work-in-progress” ebook for teens

www.abcity.it
Alessandro Baricco’s “City” site: 18-page prologue in English, Italian, Norwegian, Dutch, French and German. Worth a listen: the author’s “music to write by” section.

www.fantascienza.com/chinakiller/capitolo.html
A chapter of “China Killer”

A Little Mafia Music

Not the soundtrack to the Sopranos–but a CD claiming to have reproduced “outlawed” music from Mafia enclaves in Southern Italy…

“I am one of your own for blood and for honor
To hunt down the unworthy and the traitors
We know no mercy and we never forgive
That is the way of our society
The ‘Ndrangheta, Camorra and the Mafia form this organized society”

So goes a song from the recently-released “Il Canto della Malavita,” a CD collection of 13 tunes and 4 spoken-worders on the Calabrian Mafia. A foray into the world of traditional Italian folk music mixed with the irresistible pull of ‘Ndrangheta life. Themes? The Law of Silence (“Omert?”) Prison Blues (“Ergastulanu”), and, of course, a little Tarantella for good measure (“Tarantella Guapa”).

The CD, produced in Germany by a rock journalist, has caused the usual bru-ha-ha in German and Italian media.The debate: are these really the “forbidden songs of the Italian underworld” (as the cover claims) or an anachronistic look at a “the bad fellas?”

Few seem immune to a romantic idea of the Mafia–even Goffredo Plastino, noted Calabrian ethnographer, invites listeners to frequent country fairs in the region where, “with a little bit of luck you just might come across the music of the ‘Ndrangheta – the Calabrian Mafia.”

The casual listener, whose Italian is not at native level probably wouldn’t notice. The songs are in serious local dialect which are, however, translated into English and German. Worth a look & listen to decide whether it holds some socio-historic value or merely capitalizes on “Godfather” stereotypes. ?1999-2004 zoomata.com

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Related resources:
Three sample tracks on the official web site: www.malavita.com

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Italy by Numbers: Crazy for TV Commericials

44% Consider soaps and fiction “vulgar”
39% Think tv programs lack “positive values”
34% Consider ads “quality viewing”
11% Consider Sunday variety shows “quality viewing”
982 Italians between the ages of 24-60 find more values like friendship, healthy communication and wholesome fun in commercials than in TV programs. The release of results before the February 2001 San Remo song contest, a marathon six nights of unbearably mediocre TV watched by 70% of the viewing public, is probably not a coincidence. And despite the partisan source of the poll, web site www.advertiser.it, the national passion for commercials dates back to the dawn of Italian TV. Commercials were a show apart when “Carosello” debuted prime time in 1957, the vignettes of 2.15 minutes had only 35 seconds of ad copy tagged on at the end. Arguably the most popular “program” on TV, they often featured noteworthys like Eduardo De Filippo and foreigners like Orson Welles. Carosello was put to pasture in the mid 1970s, but an ad or “spot” as they’re called colloquially, can still drive current fads–launching unknown foreign models as “TV personalities” and selling special-collection CDs.Related resources:www.fiatdoblo.com/ita/spot.htm See current crowd pleaser–Jamaica’s bob team prepares for action in this Fiat ad. www.deejay.it/radio/charts/index.php?id=4 This week’s top ten–in ad music.